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The title reminds me of a story. In college I was friends with a guy who I also fooled around with. He usually had a girlfriend but kept me on the side (I was young and dumb, what can I say). At the time of the story, he was in grad school and was seeing some girl there. Of course we continued to have phone sex and I would write him graphic letters, etc. Of course she read them and I would get messages left on my answering machine calling me a slut. Apparently Christian girls aren’t supposed to mess around. True, but the kicker is she considered herself a Christian but slept with him too 
I couldn’t even be upset because as she was insulting me she was insulting herself. But I still remember her slightly insane* voice; “you slut! you are a slut!” 
*He ended up making the commitment and seeing her exclusively and then marrying her, despite the fact that she smashed anything I ever gave him, sliced up his clothes and chased him around the apartment with a butcher knife. I think he was on a mission to find someone really needy and he did.
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Tulsa nightlife: Filth, gin, a slut.
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That is excellent!
[QUOTE=gigi]
Of course we continued to have phone sex and I would write him graphic letters, etc.
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How YOU doing?..
It ain’t original with me twicks. I first saw it several years ago in a book of palindromes. Kinda makes ya want to go to Tulsa though, don’t it?
Swampy honey, I knew you didn’t come up with that on your own 
It is truly excellent, though!
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Swampy honey, I knew you didn’t come up with that on your own 
It is truly excellent, though!
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Hey, it could happen! If both of my brain cells happen to bump in to each other and I ain’t had more than say four beers and there are no shiny objects around to distract me, I’m perfectly capable of coming up with witty stuff like that. So There!
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How YOU doing?..
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Celibate, thanks! And you?
I always like the word “slut.” It’s not as harsh as “whore.” And I think it connotes some modicum of discrimination – a slut gets around a lot, likes to party and all the things that go with partying, she talks dirty and dresses … well, slutty. But never does it for favors or pay, or just because she feels like she has to. A slut knows how to say “no,” but chooses not to very often. A whore doesn’t know the word.
I’m practicin’ to be a college English perfesser – can ya’ tell?
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#3
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Hot damn! I gots me a whole new wardrobe!
934spe I’ll have to agree with Swampbear that horn dawg seems to be…welll…particularly descriptive.
[QUOTE=gigi]
Celibate, thanks! And you?
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The same, but not by choice… 
[QUOTE=velvetjones]
Hot damn! I gots me a whole new wardrobe!
934spe I’ll have to agree with Swampbear that horn dawg seems to be…welll…particularly descriptive.
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Have I ever claimed to be something else?..
[QUOTE=934spe]
The same, but not by choice…
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Not for lack of trying, though, eh?? 
[QUOTE=gigi]
Not for lack of trying, though, eh??
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Like I said, it is like fishing.. If you aren’t out there trying, you aren’t gonna catch anything, right?..
[QUOTE=934spe]
Like I said, it is like fishing.. If you aren’t out there trying, you aren’t gonna catch anything, right?..
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Careful what ya catch …
[QUOTE=twickster]
Careful what ya catch …
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Why, you know a keeper that I can get my hands on?..
I like a man who knows where his head is at. In your case I believe that would be right behind the zipper.
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I like a man who knows where his head is at. In your case I believe that would be right behind the zipper.
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Or inches from yours?
[QUOTE=velvetjones]
I like a man who knows where his head is at. In your case I believe that would be right behind the zipper.
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Is this pick on the manwhore day?.. Damn… My head might behing my zipper, but that isn’t where it likes to be… :dubious:
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I told my band the story last night on a gig. I ended with “so it’s official, I’m a slut” The bass player replied:
“Whaddya mean 'it’s official? Wasn’t it always official? Did you have to be re-certified or something?”
I know I have that stamp here someplace…
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Would that be a tramp stamp?
(Linked site contains photo, as well as mildly graphic language – probably safe for most workplaces, but maybe not yours.)
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Would that be a tramp stamp?
(Linked site contains photo, as well as mildly graphic language – probably safe for most workplaces, but maybe not yours.)
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We always considered that tatoo a target… :eek: