Here are a few more Shirts:
I don’t know if these are all SFW or not, I didn’t see anything offensive if you consider the topic at hand… Either way, click at your own risk…
The title reminds me of a story. In college I was friends with a guy who I also fooled around with. He usually had a girlfriend but kept me on the side (I was young and dumb, what can I say). At the time of the story, he was in grad school and was seeing some girl there. Of course we continued to have phone sex and I would write him graphic letters, etc. Of course she read them and I would get messages left on my answering machine calling me a slut. Apparently Christian girls aren’t supposed to mess around. True, but the kicker is she considered herself a Christian but slept with him too 
I couldn’t even be upset because as she was insulting me she was insulting herself. But I still remember her slightly insane* voice; “you slut! you are a slut!” 
*He ended up making the commitment and seeing her exclusively and then marrying her, despite the fact that she smashed anything I ever gave him, sliced up his clothes and chased him around the apartment with a butcher knife. I think he was on a mission to find someone really needy and he did.
That is excellent!
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Of course we continued to have phone sex and I would write him graphic letters, etc.
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How YOU doing?..
It ain’t original with me twicks. I first saw it several years ago in a book of palindromes. Kinda makes ya want to go to Tulsa though, don’t it?
Swampy honey, I knew you didn’t come up with that on your own 
It is truly excellent, though!
Hey, it could happen! If both of my brain cells happen to bump in to each other and I ain’t had more than say four beers and there are no shiny objects around to distract me, I’m perfectly capable of coming up with witty stuff like that. So There!
Celibate, thanks! And you?
I always like the word “slut.” It’s not as harsh as “whore.” And I think it connotes some modicum of discrimination – a slut gets around a lot, likes to party and all the things that go with partying, she talks dirty and dresses … well, slutty. But never does it for favors or pay, or just because she feels like she has to. A slut knows how to say “no,” but chooses not to very often. A whore doesn’t know the word.
I’m practicin’ to be a college English perfesser – can ya’ tell?
Hot damn! I gots me a whole new wardrobe!
934spe I’ll have to agree with Swampbear that horn dawg seems to be…welll…particularly descriptive.
The same, but not by choice… 
Have I ever claimed to be something else?..
Not for lack of trying, though, eh?? 
Like I said, it is like fishing… If you aren’t out there trying, you aren’t gonna catch anything, right?..
Careful what ya catch …
Why, you know a keeper that I can get my hands on?..
I like a man who knows where his head is at. In your case I believe that would be right behind the zipper.
Or inches from yours?
Is this pick on the manwhore day?.. Damn… My head might behing my zipper, but that isn’t where it likes to be… :dubious:
Would that be a tramp stamp?
(Linked site contains photo, as well as mildly graphic language – probably safe for most workplaces, but maybe not yours.)
We always considered that tatoo a target… :eek: