[QUOTE=934spe]
We always considered that tatoo a target… :eek:
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You mean a place in which to paint a white map of Hawaii?
LOUNE, you are a bad, bad man.
<Insert generic flirtatious one-liner here>.
[QUOTE=Freudian Push Up Bra]
LOUNE, you are a bad, bad man.
<Insert generic flirtatious one-liner here>.
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If female, press one for “Yes, I am. I also make girls very bad too.”
If male, press two for “Yes, yes I am.”
This ends your choose-your-own-adventure flirt.
[QUOTE=934spe]
Here are a few more Shirts:
I don’t know if these are all SFW or not, I didn’t see anything offensive if you consider the topic at hand… Either way, click at your own risk..
#3
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I kind of like the third one. Unfortunately, I’d most likely chicken out before wearing it in public.
[QUOTE=velvetjones]
Hot damn! I gots me a whole new wardrobe!
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There was once a fairly terrible seafood-themed bar-n-grill called the Gally Ho. The waitstaff wore these *awesome * t-shirts that said “I [heart] the Ho.” I always wanted one. I longed for one. I dropped broad hints at Christmas time and birthdays. Apparently my loved ones did not agree on the awesomeness of the t-shirt, because I didn’t get one. Finally I decided to go buy my own “I [heart] the Ho” t-shirt, and found that, while I dawdled, the Gally Ho had gone out of business.
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, or whatever.
[QUOTE=Glassy]
The waitstaff wore these *awesome * t-shirts that said “I [heart] the Ho.” [snip] I dropped broad hints at Christmas time…
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Hmm…
[QUOTE=934spe]
Waiting to see a pic of you in your slut red dress.. I think that should be a new color.. Slut Red.. It would apply to nail polish, dresses, and lipstick… I like it.. Maybe they should make a slut red crayon…
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I actually have a couple of bras I bought from Frederick’s of Hollywood* that I’ve always referred to as “slut red”.
*man I love that place–quality bras for breastily women that fit, are comfy, and last forever!
We need to extend this past “red”.
Like “Oops Brown” or “Dehydrated Urine Yellow” or “Earwax Yellow”. I think I know what I’d call the new pink.
and you all thought black was the new pink…noooooooooooooooo…
[QUOTE=Phase42]
Another swell shirt!
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Anyway, I greatly prefer sluts to whores as well. You see: whoredom is a profession; sluttiness is a lifestyle.
[QUOTE=Bambi Hassenpfeffer]
I got one better.
Anyway, I greatly prefer sluts to whores as well. You see: whoredom is a profession; sluttiness is a lifestyle.
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Now that’s what I call an inspired attitude! 
I’m just checking in to say that I don’t think a thread I’ve started has ever gone to two pages before.
My sluttiness has unexpected perks.
934speI wasn’t picking on you. I was talking about the “little head”…you know, the one that does all the thinking. 
[QUOTE=velvetjones]
I’m just checking in to say that I don’t think a thread I’ve started has ever gone to two pages before.
My sluttiness has unexpected perks.
934speI wasn’t picking on you. I was talking about the “little head”…you know, the one that does all the thinking.
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Hey, no picking on the little head.. However licking, sucking, and nibbling are acceptable…
I still think this thread is worthless without pics…
And that goes for MixieArmadillo in her slut red bra too…
That reminds me, velvetjones, of a comment made some years ago by my stepsister about my “dirty little mind” that led us to theorize that everyone has two brains: their big, normal one that does all the important stuff, and a smaller one that does nothing but think about sex. Of course, some people’s little mind is larger than others’.
Why don’t women have brains?
They don’t have a dick to keep them in.
[QUOTE=velvetjones]
I’m just checking in to say that I don’t think a thread I’ve started has ever gone to two pages before.
My sluttiness has unexpected perks.
934speI wasn’t picking on you. I was talking about the “little head”…you know, the one that does all the thinking.
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Hey, no picking on the little head.. However licking, sucking, and nibbling are acceptable…
I still think this thread is worthless without pics…
And that goes for MixieArmadillo in her slut red bra too…
Stupid double post… I hate this computer… Can a mod fix that or something?..
Shall we have a competition to see who has the sluttiest red bra? Pictures mandatory.
[QUOTE=rayh]
Shall we have a competition to see who has the sluttiest red bra? Pictures mandatory.
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I second the motion… 
[QUOTE=rayh]
Shall we have a competition to see who has the sluttiest red bra? Pictures mandatory.
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Darn, I’m disqualified already. All my sexy bras are in Domme Black or Virgin White.