April mini-rants.

I thought at the time of starting a thread about this, but it really is more of a mini rant. I read today that these two morons are not getting charged with anything, which I suppose is proper, but they should have to carry a sandwich board saying “I AM A MORON” for a couple of weeks.

Short version: A couple decides to bury a box for geocaching purposes. Bad idea

#1 - They bury it near the entrance to a school
#2 - On a school day
#3 - On April 20th, the 10th aniversary of the Columbine massacre
#4 - In Colorado, no more than 30 miles from Columbine

Morons.

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009/apr/20/fairview-high-boulder-evacuated-students-dismissed/

But… but your link says they *re-buried *it, that they were looking for it, and found it, and that they were far from the first to do so. It was originally buried two years ago by a teacher with district approval.

So why pit that couple and not the teacher or the district?

See #3 and #4.

You know, I understand that some roads lack sidewalks, and you don’t have wheeled transportation so you must walk along the edge of the road.

But when you wear dark-colored clothing and walk on the edge of a road that has no shoulder, in a dimly lighted area at night, and let your body stick out into the roadway so that I have to take rapid evasive action to avoid running you down, you are

A dumbass with a death wish.

Either get some cheap reflector strips for your clothing, walk on the grassy verge, or take up levitation.