Ahhh, so were you checking out my legs or my chest on Match.com? 
An Office Fan! I laughed so damn hard at that line!
Umm … yes?
Seconded.
“or?”
I’ve gotta add my vote to those who refuse to choose between those two.
I think the sexiest part of a woman is that smooth section of skin just behind/below the ear, the nape of the neck, above the collarbone. That’s why I like women with either long hair, pulled back in a ponytail, or very short hair. Loose collar length hair that hides the neck is just plain wrong (imho) and should… <Knock, Knock> Excuse me, I have to get the door.
GUIDO - Yeah, me an’ Dino was just passen by and heard what youse was sayin… <cracking knuckles> and youse don’t seem to be addressing the OP in the manner to which this thread was intended.
gulp
Umm, well I certainly see your point Mr. Guido. I think that given the choice between the two, I’d have to state that I have a distinct preference for a shapely set of breasts. Preferably B cup with prominent pink nipples.
GUIDO - Kay then. Dat’s better. Don’t make us come back again.
whew
Well, legs, face, and neck are my trio for sexy or not–so I guess I’ll have to cash in my legs here.
I like a nice set of legs. But I won’t blow an eye trying to sneak a peak at fantastic pair of legs. The right thoracic equipment however can cause me to lose a degree of decorum. “Right” does not mean “large”, by the way. Nor even “readily apparent” in all cases. Like a nice face or a fine set of legs, it’s all in how they fit the rest of the whole.
It’s good that somebody is thinking of the children.
Nice legs and breasts are all well and good, but it takes a tightly-toned midriff to switch my brain completely off.
Loved your post, EarthStone777. Made my day. I was beginning to worry that my little dialoge had gone completely unnoticed, and that the hour of company time I invested in it yesterday had been a waste.
Boys, when you say “a nice ass” (American version) or, “a nice bum” (British version) - what do you mean? Just curious.
Boys, when you say “a nice ass” (American version) or, “a nice bum” (British version) - what do you mean? Just curious. I mean, what proportions does a “nice” one have, as opposed to a “meh” one?
Not being a bum man, I am perhaps least qualified to answer. But, that’s never proved an impediment in the past, so here goes.
Not big, but not an ironing board. Gives some shape to a pair of jeans.
Face, hint of cleavage, boobs, ankles, legs, bum, for me - in that order. And got to know how to opearte the muscles on the face, i.e. smile. Can’t abide stuck-up bitches.
You’ll know a nice ass when you see one.
Really though, It has everything to do with how the bum is proportioned to the rest of the body. How it flows from the hips and blends into the thighs. How the curves develope from the small of the back, take shape around the upper buttocks, flow down around the cheeks and further down to the crook of the upper thigh (where the perfect ass will have the crescent-moon tan lines right at the bottom). Then, if you’re fortunate to have a feel, you’ll notice the smooth, taught skin and the resilience of toned muscle, and the ever slight presence of soft, delicate body hair, which can also be detected with licks.
What were we talking about agian?
Sideshow bob on women:
Oh, great. I supposed that when a woman passes by, it will be my job to lead in the hooting. “Oh, yeah! Shake it, madam…capital knockers!”
I am a breast and leg man. I just can’t seem to separate 'em in a list of preferences…which leads me to a theory…
I think, before women are born, they are given a choice - legs/butt, face, or breasts…they can have any 2 of the 3…
…this is based on my observation that women usually tend to have 2 of the 3…nice face and legs, but no breasts; nice breasts and face, but chicken legs; etc…there is, apparently, the occasional exception that seems to slip through that selected “all of the above” or “none of the above,” but these seem to rare…