ARE ALL GUYS SELFISH BUGGERS? CONTINUED/ REVISED

Okay, so Mark notices when his women pretty themselves up, and he likes it, and reciprocates for them. Fine. I’ve got no problem with that at all. Hey–I like to put on lingerie & makeup & high heels from time to time. My husband does like that.

But he also really, really likes doing it first thing in the morning. I don’t mean after we’ve gotten up and bathed & brushed our teeth. I mean, just after we’ve opened our eyes, and we’re still sticky from the night before.

Looking at me, here’s what he sees, smells, tastes (how do I know this? because my husband and I have talked about this):

Totally messed-up, tangled hair
Eyes with sleep still in them
Breath that still smells like cigarettes & him from last night
Dried sweat
Last but not least, and I quote, “I see my wife, the woman I love more than anything in the world, and she looks fabulous.

He’s also told me that while he likes to see me all dressed up, he actually prefers me without all the acoutrements. He prefers to make love to the real me.

Works for me. And I’ll take him any way I can get him, too.

My only comments are considering other posts I’ve read from this OP, he is outright…well, to quote another: “creepy.” Backing away from slang, I’ll put it this way: “mentally unsound in an unnerving arrogantly ignorant and volatile manner.”

I honestly hope he gets (or is getting) help.


I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Laura’s Stuff and Things

LAURAREA:

Define your accusations.

THE REST OF THE MORONS:
Where, exactly, did I state that the post was my theory of all mankind? Now, for you who have chastised me by saying I am being a spokesman for men, do you or do you NOT do the things I have mentioned? If you do that stuff, even just some of it, what the hell are you bitching about, aside from just wanting to flap your lips?

To you who seem concerned over my comments concerning makeup and such, I would like to point out that (A) no where did I state that this is for everyone and (B) the same stuff is mentioned in MANY, MANY books and articles concerning sex. So, stop crying over it as if it was the worst thing since baby shit! I recall an era when women NEVER arose without putting on make up and also know that, in many areas, this practice still continues. (By the way, bitchy ladies, it is a proven fact that those women who wore much makeup during the 50s and so on benefited from it by the stuff keeping their faces from aging as dramatically as those who did not wear any. So, if you hate make-up, fine! Cool! Great! Be natural – and in 20 years pay $4,000 for a face lift.)

KELLIBELLI:
No, dear, I’m not half the fucking moron you are. I’m disabled and the stuff I have to take daily messes up parts of my learning skills. Luckily it doesn’t mess up anything else or I’d be sunk here with you piranha ready to savage the bones of anyone who has an independent thought. In computers, for some reason, having to learn codes takes a very, very long time to stick. (OK. Now start making fun of my mental capibilities. The logic, emotional, reasoning and cognitive centers are doing just fine, thank you.)

CRISTI:
Did I not point out that I was NOT encompassing ALL aspects of the act of making love? WHAT part did you NOT understand? Besides, the original post was in reply to a woman, along with MANY other women, who feel that their SO’s do not pay attention to them physically except for what is between their legs. Now, could I have stated it any simpler?

I have awakened many times next to a girlfriend and thought she was radiant as she was, without makeup and all that. I also have spent many a pleasant hour watching a girlfriend sleep, with no makeup, no fluffed hair and admired her beauty and her body. Since most of my girlfriends seem to not know how to cook, I’ve even admired them when they are sick and ratty and I’m there feeding them chicken soup. (I used to professionally cook.) BUT – THIS IS NOT THE POINT OF THE POST.

You people nitpick like you are judges in a trial. I guess it makes your faltering egos feel good. You avoid the obvious and bitch about the inane. If you LIKE the natural stuff – well great! If you like the makeup stuff, well great also. I don’t care if you like poking your faces in each others armpit and reveling in two day old funk – again, that is NOT the point.


Mark
“Think of it as Evolution in action.”

Uh, Mark? Please go back and reread my post, and tell me where I said anything insulting or negative to you. You will find that I did not. I said nothing at all negative about you, your opinion, or your sex life. I understood your post. In fact, I think I somewhat supported it, in that I stated that my husband notices all sorts of things, and all those things turn him on as well.

Please refrain from insulting my intelligence until I say something genuinely stupid. I never claimed to be the sharpest crayon in the box, so I’m sure that someday you will have valid reason to call my brains into question.

Have a nice day!

It isn’t necessary to anyone but you, Mark. I already defined my accusation; you’re asking me, I believe, to defend it and provide evidence. Every one of your posts is evidence–you simply do not sound well. You can (and will) dismiss my notions as you wish; it’s what I expect.

You mentioned that you were on medications–I’m honestly wondering if that’s part of what’s going on here. You may want to discuss this with your doctor. Believe it or not (and I’m guessing not), I wish you well.


I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Laura’s Stuff and Things

Cite? I’d imagine that it’s not the makeup as much as it is the moisturizer you put on under foundation to allow it to “stick” better, and the same effect can come from just a bottle of moisturizer alone. I’m not sure, but I think the tanning fad hadn’t quite hit in the 50s either, and that’s done more to prematurely age women than anything else I can think of. I can’t think of any reason why makeup would inhibit aging, especially eye makeup, which is often irritating and drying to the face. So please cite your source on that. I’d like exact studies and dates, please. Otherwise, Mark, you’re full of shit on this one.

Or, you know, age gracefully.

LAURARAE:
Been there and done that. Clean as a whistle. Plus my own background in handling medications makes sure that I check on all possible side effects. It’s just one of those things that I’ll have to put up with until I get back on my feet.


Mark
“Think of it as Evolution in action.”

SanibelMan says:

Sanibelman, I think you rock. You’re smart, witty, polite and a tribute to teenagers, not to mention humanity in general. But, and I’m begging here, please don’t print your birthday any more. I nearly had a heart attack just reading it. 1983? Cripes, I’ve got tax problems older than that. OK, I don’t, but you know what I mean. And I do have an ulcer older than that.

::Goes to price nursing homes::


Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

Hooo Boy!
You said in the OP:

and you go at great lenght and at great detail about your views on sex…blah blah blah…and you want to use handicapped as an excuse as to why you keep POSTING IN ALL CAPS!

You are unfortunately not disabled enough to forget to be obnoxious.
and this tripe:

I’m rubber and your glue…I know you are but what am I?..

Every single time you post, you become more and moreof an idiot.

If you would admit to being a self- centered, pompous, mysoginistic piece of filth, we would still flame you, but it would end…

By continuing to deny your stupidity in posting what is so clearly your personal tastes, in the form of a tutorial, complete with the condescending instructons to" Go Practice" and by retaliating against everyone who opposes your views…you just serve to perpetuate the animosity.

Quit throwing out bait Moron!!

oh and as far as this:

Try a piece of fucking paper and a pencil, write them down, and stick it on your fucking screen!

As far as I am concerned, if you are mentally able to find the godamned site, you are just lazy if you continue to post ALL IN CAPS!

**Sanibelman, I am proud to know you, not just here, but consistently over the months, you have shown yourself to be a man of great intelligence, and integrity. I dream that my sons will be even a bit like you.
Tell your mom Kelli said: “Goog job.”

Shit! that was supposed to say Good job…I had my mouth full!

Kelli, great to see you back! Nothing else to say regarding this actual thread, so…

Mark,you don’t deserve a loving, committed relationship with a good woman. Of course, judging from what you type, you don’t have to worry about that ever remotely happening to you.


Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

Here is a few quotes just from this thread, Mark, showing that your words, at least, suggest that you do think you are speaking for all men. If that is not what you mean, be more careful as you type. We don’t get anything but the words on the screen:
“Is it not perfectly clear in the post, especially at the beginning, that I am stating what a man sees when coupling with a woman that many women seem to feel that he does not?”
“So, I’ve had to write out what a GOOD man sees when having sexual congress with a woman.”

“THIS IS ONLY FROM THE MAN’S POINT OF VIEW”

“Most guys will not consciously realize this and the more they like or care for the woman, the more powerful that ‘glow’ gets.”

"They will also notice . . … "

“They will EVEN NOTICE, SUBCONSCIOUSLY. . .”

“A man notices the scent and smell of a woman. . .”

“A man is very tactile during sex. . .”

“A good man will note the texture of your hair. . .”

“He will very powerfully note. . .”

“it is ONLY ONE SIDE OF A MAN’s VIEW.”

One final note. Mark said:

“the same stuff is mentioned in MANY, MANY books and articles concerning sex.”

We know this, Mark. But there are a lot of books about aliens building pyramids, too. Women are not like Cosmo says they are, men are not what Penthouse claims, and John Grey got it wrong for a lot of people. A Ph.D after your name dosn’t mean you are brilliant, and sexology is hardly quantum physics.

Mark, you will remain clueless until you stop reading the girlie mags and pony up 50 bucks and lose the cherry.


This space for rent.

Mark, please go back to the 80s and the big hair women you love so much, and leave the rest of us here in the present to enjoy a world without you.



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O p a l C a t
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Nah, Wally, his spending a couple bucks on a pro won’t help him any. As near as I can tell:

Mark has serious problems with anger managelent.

Mark has a serious hangup about women. Most likely he’s afraid of them.

Mark is possibly a deeply closeted homosexual who is terrified of addressing his sexuality.

Mark will never have a real relationship with another person, male or female.

He’s a troll and a loser and a misogynistic piece of excrement.

And this is the last time I’ll feed him. Mark, fuck off and die.

-andros-

Damn, wish I said that.

A tip of the hat to Andros.


This space for rent.

My what a missguided pack of insecure persopnalities we have dredged up with this post. The simple message was that men do pay attention to woem they are intimate with beyond the sensations of their penis. The hostility here is absolutely out of context with the message.

OPALCAT:
I know plenty of women who still have ‘big’ hair. My last girlfriend had moderately long hair but she liked to ‘puff’ it up often prior to sex without my prompting. On the information of an e-friend of mine, I dropped into a post concerning makeup and, with some astonishment, read how you and several others who have slammed me over makeup like wearing it. You, especially, seem to have a remarkable skill. (Thanks Anita.) By the way, OPALCAT, I used to hang around strip clubs a lot, especially one, where I used to help them close up and found it necessary to fish some dancers out of customers cars between sets and now and then sober them up or drive them home. They often had magnificent and titillating opinions on sexual stimulation, including dancing for their men. excluding the obvious nuts, psychopaths, druggies, prostitutes and such, I learned some fascinating opinions and techniques – some far to wild for me. With you having been in the field, I would suspect that you are aware of all of them – at least from listening to the others. I suspect your main hostility towards my post is due to my fat comments. Tisk Tisk. Not objective at all are we?

Could it be that many of you are reacting poorly because you are not getting in your own lives what I posted? Do your men hop on, grind away, kiss your nose and dismount, only to roll over and snooze? I know some of you react to my fat post and carry it over here. Cool. I still am not attracted to fat women. Big fucking deal.

ANDROS:

Ah, the old projection ploy. Try to stab me where I should be most vulnerable, which is exactly where you are. Sorry. I cherish the women I encounter, which, since I pointed out all that I can easily see about them, should be obvious. No, sorry, no repressed homosexuality here nor homophobia. Good try though, even if that is a typical ‘macho’ ploy to try to insult another guy through his sexuality. (Usually that indicates a deep rooted fear of the same stuff within the insulter.)

MANDA JO:
A new voice here. I am Male. I am sexually active. Now, tell me, do you have a man who does NONE of what I mentioned? Would you like one? If not, then what is the beef. In many, many a discussion with both men and women, what I have mentioned is what I disclosed and not just through my own experiences. I was quite pleased to discover in discourse that even some MANLY MEN actually were very perceptive during coupling with their partners, though it did diminish considerably depending on if they were with a lover or a one night stand. I avoid Cosmo and Penthouse for articles. Having been in the field of psychiatrics for a time, I was able to have access to a sex therapist, who, in discussions concerning some of his patients, brought some of this out to me. He also was aware that a large amount of women felt that their partners did not actually ‘see’ them during sex and that many men would not admit to what they experienced, feeling that it was unmanly. Are you one of these women? A test then. Hopefully you have not shared my post with your significant other, which would prompt him. Play 20 questions. As him what he sees and feels during sex with you. As him to go into detail. See how many he can get. (It can be just 10 questions, because I’ve observed that many guys get uncomfortable when having to do this.) E-mail me and I’ll send you the questions.

WallyM7:
Stunning riposte! Bet you had to think all night to get that one up. Son, I was fooling around with the ladies before you were born. I even know a couple of ‘Working’ girls and they have some cool secrets of technique.

Sanibelman:
Good intuition and excellent observation, though you neglected to read where I stated that my post concerned only one part of the aspects of intercourse with a loved one. I had assumed (never - never -ass - ume) that the mentally intimate part would be taken for granted. Hopefully, as you age, you will retain your sensitivity, but BEWARE, my friend, THAT can be a curse most exquisite.

Naturally, the SDMBers have their compliment of assholes and those who never agree with anyone on anything. I think some need to be on Prosaic or Paxil and a few could use a dose of Thorazine.

To those of you who have been sending in the supporting e-mail, many thanks and I consider you to be the most open minded of the lot.

To you ladies, if you guy is not doing all that I explained and you LIKE it, then there is no further discussion to be had with you because you are lost. My sympathies.


Mark
“Think of it as Evolution in action.”

“I think some need to be on Prosaic…”

Is this some new drug that improves your writing skills?

Thinking…Mark, you are a shitbag
Whoops…did I say that out loud? Oh me oh my…

I’m still trying to imagine mark enjoying sex with unconscious women.(!)? Maybe they thought if they play dead,it’ll go away…