There has always been those posters who as soon as they begin to look like bigger idiots than they really are, suddenly have a “friend” pop up on the board to write something in their defense, using the same writing style, the same misspelled words, the same grammar, and in the case of the most infamous Bluiicool/Porche Pup/Carolyn (on the old board) the same bizarre font and color. It is the oldest trick of the losers and is nothing new.
If you follow the thread closely, you will see that although Gimp-Boy shot himself in the foot from his first post, as soon as he really begins to bottom out, not one, but two new posters magically appear to back him up. If you look at their profile, you will see that they signed up the same day as their first post (which happened to be on that particular thread).
All three screen names happen to be on AOL. Being the closet P.I. that I am, I put all three names on my AOL Buddy List. I’ll be Goddamned, but something weird and unexplained happened. First Mark’s screen name showed up, then a while later my BL showed that he signed off. Seconds later, Nit signed on for a while, logged off, within seconds Mark shows up again. Go figure! This exact scenario happened again a week or so later. Do you and Nit share the same computer Mark, or do you just have impeccable timing?
You make your conclusions, I’ll make mine. I just calls ‘em as I sees ‘em.
As far as Contestant #3, I assumed correctly that he was Chieflaffitup and Fantastic User - it was obvious. If I accused you of being him, well. . . . what can I say, my mistake.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Mark said:
“Now, tell me, do you have a man who does NONE of what I mentioned? Would you like one? If not, then what is the beef.”
Of course my man does some of what was mentioned, but not all of it. Other men I know do other things you mentioned, but not the same set as my man. All of them have qualities you failed to mention. Just because I display one of the twenty traits my horoscope lists does not mean astrology is accurate. My “beef” is the way you seem to think you can reduce the complex creature that is the human animal into a lists of “How boys are” and “how girls are” and then act as if you are revealing great wisdom to us when you post your revelation. Let me tell you something–I don’t need a twenty question quiz to know how my man feels about having sex with me, because we talk about it quite well without prompts.
I love people. I love them because of the incredible array of quirks and traits and habits that each individual displays, and I find your pigeonholeing to be insulting to that incredible diversity.
Finally, my previous post was in response to my first post, where I critized you for acting as if you were the spokesman for all men. You replied angrily, addressing me as one of “you other morons” that you had never done any such thing. I produced eleven instaances on this thread where you do so, and you responded by asking what my problem is. That really dosn’t address the issue.
Maybe I am assuming again, but has anyone noticed that Nit (doesn’t that have something to do with crotch-critters or lice?) can’t quote properly either?
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
You know, I thought I was done with this thread, but I’m not. I simply have to respond to the “maybe your man doesn’t do all this for you” accusation. It wasn’t addressed specifically to me, but to a collective female “you” audience–so I feel a need to respond.
Fact: He does a helluva lot more. Yes, he notices my scent and my shape, but more than that, he notices what pleasures me and enjoys giving it–he is very generous! Sex between us has never, ever been simply about him (or me) getting off. It’s about pleasuring the other person.
But beyond simple physical gratification, he loves me. Not the Hallmark kind of love–but the whole person, whole soul, best friend, selfless, life-altering, accepting, adoring, unconditional love. And whether it’s animalistic or tender, that makes our sex life absolutely exhilirating.
And I still don’t buy “NITWATCH.”
I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
<font size=7>**<font face=“merlin”>Diane:
You certainly are a piece of work, *to quote MarkSerlin.</font><font size=4><font face=“Toonz”>Why should I mess with code when it is a real pain in the butt to work? And ***I know MarkSerlin and I like him.<font face=“Crillee”><Font size=7><font color=“Red”>*I know his post and I figure you all have taken it way out of line for what it was <font color=“Green”> intended for.
<font color=“Black”>Does this satisfy your dirty little brain?</font>
<font face=“Felix Titling”>**<font size=7>Byzantine:
Does this satisfy you also? His whole post was nothing but showing how a man admires and respects a woman and he told you bitches that it was only one section of the whole experience but you all tore into him like he was being a selfish ass. I think you all are the selfish ones because you just would not see what he had said. He was replying only to a complaint from a woman that her guy never sees her and he let you all know up front that he was not going into all of the other <font color=“Red”>feelings</font>. <font face=“Felix Titling”><font size=7>S’matter? You all can’t read?</font>
Oh shit, now it’s learned to use html, who will save us ?!?!?
You are a jerk Mark, your friends/alter-egos are jerks.
You not only piss off women, you piss off men. You piss off children, you even piss my dog off. And she can’t read !
Funny how his little nighty-night friend didn’t start using big letters till Kelli gave him the hint of copying the codes and putting them by the computer.
Now I am going out for some pop-corn and soda, anybody want anything ? Hurry up. I want to get back before Byz shows up and kicks the shit outta Markie and friends.
If Daniel shows up this will be a great party, and I won’t need my glasses !
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
They are all a lost cause, Mark. If I don’t use code, they bitch and accuse me of being you. If I use code, they also bitch and do the same.
There is no sense in argueing with these fucking assholes any longer. Terminate the thread. If we showed up somewhere, standing side by side, these dim light bulbs would still be positive that you were pulling something.
Mark,
If you had an ounce of sense, you might stop to think that “Hey, absolutely nobody understood what I was saying! Perhaps I should have worded it differently.”
You’re not dealing with morons, moron. You said:
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The SDMB is just as full of argumentative, narrow minded, stupid, bigoted and arrogant posters as are most of the other boards on the net.
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Hmmm…first of all, if members of other MBs have the same opinion of you as we do, then logically, YOU’RE the one who is argumentative, narrow-minded, stupid, bigoted and arrogant. Secondly, you have constantly (and insolently) displayed your prejudices and disrespect, while others (all the others) have, in accordance with the SD’s mission to stamp out ignorance, tried to get you to realize just how ridiculous you are.
Suck it up, pally. If the realization that you’re an idiot (as well as an insufferable bore) is too much for you to handle, well…I don’t see anybody begging you to stick around, do you?
“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”
–Jack Kerouac, On the Road
Mark, I’ve noticed something recently that I feel the need to point out. You say that a good man will notice the hairdo, the toenails painted (I don’t have a problem with that, because I almost always paint mine), the makeup, the vaginal deodorants, and he’ll appreciate them more than just a plain ol’ girl. When we complain that this isn’t the case in OUR lives, with OUR men, you accuse us of not being sexually satisfied with the men we’re with because they just hop on and hop off.
I don’t know which of our bedrooms you’ve been hanging out in to get this opinion, but that’s ridiculous. I have very straight hair that falls down to about the tops of my breasts. I don’t even OWN hairspray, because it does no good–any hairstyle I try other than a tight braid will quite literally fall out in about 20 minutes. I hardly ever wear makeup, because when I do, I feel fake. I have no need to wear any sort of vaginal deodorant. And the men who make love to me make love to ME, and not some fake plastic version of me. Someday, I hope that you can feel that way about someone else.
<font face=“Axaxax”>**<font size=7> Cabbage:
<Font Face=“Stud”>How good you are to actually take the time to look up where I made sure the code works. No sweat, like you actually thought I would not have to pratice. So, big deal. At least I can ***<font color=“Purple”>link the <font color=“Orange”>different aspects together instead of simple * underlining.<font color=“Black”> Seems most of you don’t.
It’s just a <font color=“Red”>pain in the ass <font color=“Black”>to do. <font face=“Wide Latin”> Like you are a *pain in the ass.
