are thailand bar girls really able to crack eggs with their vaginal contractions? i’ve heard of this and i’m very impressed by this…feat of strength, if you will.
If a chicken can’t…
Seriously, I doubt it - haven’t you ever done the egg experiment where you try to crack an egg in just one hand? You probably can’t do it (unless you’re wearing a ring.) On the other hand it’s quite easy to, say, crack two pecans in one hand. The egg is designed to take that kind of pressure.
What about the ping pong ball trick?
Considering the number of bargirls in Thailand, I would have to answer “no”. I can say, with a large degree of certainty, that not all Thai bargirls are able to deshell an egg vaginatically. However, if you are asking if there are any who can do it, I’m sure there are others on this board willing to do the research for you.
Hmmm, what screwed up the google ad on this thread?
By chance are you speaking of the Bangkok Denny’s?
The food sucks, but the floorshow gets rave reviews.
Nice!
im not speaking of any club in particular nor am i limiting my interest to just thai bar girls able to do the trick. i’d be interested to know who at all can do it. i’ve not ever been to thailand before, though. i’ve tried cracking an egg in my hands before and it can be hard but maybe the thai girls use a certain angle to pull it off, or maybe it’s just urban legend…or maybe it’s a high-tech little device.
I shouldn’t be replying, but I was in Bangkok around 1987 on a West Pac and there was indeed “bargirls” that could do the Ping Pong Ball trick and several others.
I guess it was a once in a lifetime educational trip. Join the Navy, see the raunchiest side of the world.
I’ve never see these vaginatical tricks, but IIRC the descriptions are more in the mode of multiple hard boiled, de-shelled eggs being inserted into the vagina and then energetically popped out by a performer into the audience (some servicemen catch them in their mouths)
The Patpong district of Bangkok has a fantastic night market and … some of the world;s most extreme sex shows. Before we get too down on me for attending, not that half the audience was western females who were just as curious. I mean, how do you not look? When in Rome, etc.
Note that all of the midway-barker type Thai dudes who get paid to pull you into the shows have the exact same laminated “menus” of what you can expect to see, written in the format (pardon the language) “PUSSY [verb] [noun]” with very poor English/ no attempt at subject/verb agreement.
The women doing the muscular control stuff are much older than the stripping women. I imagine they’ve given birth multiple times and … had an opportunity to practice?! (Hey I don’t have these parts, I’m speculating…) I have seen the following (among much other stuff) in Bangkok sex shows:
PUSSY WRITE LETTER
PUSSY DRINK COKE
PUSSY PING PONG (right at audience - POP!)
PUSSY SHOOT DART (At balloons in ceiling, not accurate, sometimes into audience… can’t imagine one wants a puncture wound in Patpong…)
PUSSY FOUNTAIN
etc etc
And, indeed, PUSSY CRUSH EGG
Very real, it happens. In between that the younger ‘rental’ girls (with numbered bikinis so you can order specifically; I did not) do a more average strip show and young nearly nude Thai boys juggle firey sticks.
It’s a hell of a night out…
Seen it done, but no way can they all do it.
Really, I went to Thailand many times before I was finally coaxed into seeing one of the shows. I mean, how interesting can it be for a girl to watch?
Well, I stand corrected. It was absolutely captivating. Sure the men were drooling, me, I was asking, “How are they doing that?”, I wanted pointers damn it!
Open a beer bottle, play a harmonica, shoot an arrow, all vaginally. Don’t get me started on what they could do with their breasts. I didn’t think you could do such impressive things with tiny little boobies like mine. Live and learn.
I spent the entire following month on the beach trying to train the twins, without success for all my efforts. Sometimes, when I’m in the shower I still give it a try, perhaps you have to begin when they’re young who knows?
ya think?
Google to the rescue.
This, and your little commentary, is making me giggle wildly at work. I’m so glad there’s only one other person here!
I have definitely experienced pussy muscles that are pretty strong. The Kegel muscles get stronger as one gets older, has kids etc… I’d definitely believe that some women could do it, though have never seen it done myself.
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Might I suggest that, while a vagina alone can’t crush an egg, one that has some “help” – some device like this “ring” that’s worn on the finger, might be able to do so easily. I can imagine an appropriately-made device being inserted that allows the woman to bear down on one spot on the egg, the same way that a hard ring applies pressure to one spot on a egg in your hand.
It’s all sleight of hand. Or something.
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I don’t know about that, pussies are capable of manipulating and crushing many large and powerful things.
Speaking as a guy, that is one scary thought.
Minor Nitpick:
Bar girl = girl who works/sits in a beer bar, normally, might chat up the customers and play Connect-4, bring cool towels, etc. (most “bar beers” are outdoors – it can get hot and muggy).
Gogo dancer - girl who works in a “gogo”, makes a half-hearted effort at dancing, usually in a bikini of somesort. Might also be referred to as a bar girl.
Khun Purachai, who was in charge of law enforcement effected a crackdown on adult entertainment in Thailand. This has, according to reports, been successful, although the amount of success may vary from province to province and even police district to police district. It’s my understanding that at least for a while all of the shows and anything involving nudity was pretty much halted. May be back on again, and you may be able to find shows like this somewhere. But maybe not. And it’s probably a handful of “performers”, who mostly don’t fit into either category above, though they may well have before “graduating” to a different level, that would be able to do these sorts of things. Most likely these are women who aren’t making money the “easy way” anymore. It’s not some sort of class that Thai bargirls would take before gaining employment.
It’s also important to note that maybe 99% of Thai girls/women (not Thai bargirls) would never work in a bar, and most would never even go into a bar, although I also understand that this is changing a bit with the times.