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Did you wear a training bra?
Yes, that I can see quite easily. But with just the vaginal muscles? It’d be like the one-hand trick and very unlikely - particularly reliably enough to do it as a show. But all you’d have to do is stick something else up there - just a wooden dowel, for example - and then pretend it was just your own musculature.
Happy to be of service.
Of the hundred or so “menu” items, one was ELECTRIC PUSSY (which is one of about 3 that didn’t begin with “PUSSY”) - I’m wondering, while we’re discussing this, if anyone has seen this or has any idea what this might be? I don’t believe that’s one I saw…
I believe this is the one where she lights up an electric bulb with her hoo-ha. Don’t ask me how it’s done.
… like an X-rated Uncle Fester!
People, people… Lesson the one. If it seems even remotely possible, however bizarre, rest assured it is being done. Often. Lesson the two. If you think you are being fooled, rest assured that you are. Egg shells weaken in vinegar after just a couple hours. Yes, you too can pussy crush egg!! Unless, of course, you have a block and tackle instead of a hose clamp. Then I suppose you could use your arse.
I knew a Thai gal who could rustle up a steaming plate of huevos rancheros, without so much as touching a skillet. Or a stove.
Exactly how you think it’s done, with a trick bulb. Plenty of varieties are available for ten bucks and under. If you have ten dollars, and are willing to secret a piece of aluminum foil in your vagina, then you too can have an electric pussy.
Do you mean squeezing the egg along its long axis? Yes, it’s hard to break an egg that way. But if you mean just squeezing it around the middle, that’s an easy thing to do. At least in your hand. I can not speak for other organs.
Sam. You and I thought along the same vein when I first read this thread. But they’re talking about taking an egg in your hand and squeezing it all over in your hand, not with your fingers putting pressure on just one point. Think taking your entire hand and squeezing the entire egg with it, so that the pressure is distributed all over. Does that make sense? I had to Google for this.
Some say it’s mystic
[It’s electric Boogie woogie, woogie]
You can’t resist it
[It’s electric Boogie woogie, woogie]
You can’y do without it
[It’s electric Boogie woogie, woogie]
Now that song is stuck in my head, thanks. 
I can see it now- Popeil’s Vag-O-Matic… It deshells eggs! It defrosts hot dogs!
And yet nothing really useful, like PUSSY PAINT HOUSE or PUSSY BALANCE CHECKBOOK? I’d say science has a way to go before we can truly claim success in this arena.
Science doesn’t sleep when it comes to research. Especially when PUSSY is involved.
If the mods say okay, can I please use this as my sig?
Stop it! I can’t stay serious…this thread has me rolling on the floor.
PUSSY PRACTICE LAW
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Truer words were never spoken, Sir.
Certainly. Although I was hoping for people everywhere to know the name of Cathode due to MetaConscious Mind Actualization techniques, a Love Bomb, or a race of atomic super men, rather than Electric Pussy.
Imagine what these gals could do with a Pez dispenser
Well, now that’s another story, one that my 80-year old father told me. If you want the story, I’ll have to move it to another forum.
But to get back on track, the shell of an egg can be soaked in vinegar, even to the point where a raw egg can be sucked into a Coke bottle, if you put a piece of burning paper in first. It wouldn’t take much experimentation to find the length of time it takes to weaken the shell enough to break it with vaginal muscles, yet appear to be a hard shell.
There are surely some Thai omelet jokes in there somewhere. 