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I have the feeling that somewhere, someone is doing this…

You ended your original recommendation with “I learned alot.” To disect the humor is sort of defeating the humor, but Terminus Est was wondering if, from the books, you learned how to light a lightbuld with your vagina. I’m sure Terminus Est didn’t think the books were actually how-to manuals for Thai sex shows, so that’s where his response becomes humorous.

Joke. Just a joke. Feel free to recommend other books.

I never thought I would speak of the peso lady again.

The feature at at Jolo’s bar in Ologapo City, Philippines not far from the gate at the former Subic Bay naval station did coin tricks and I don’t mean pulling an English penny from behind your ear. She would stack peso coins on a bottle and pick them up. The trick whas when she made change, clink, clink, clink.

As for strength well, I once met a woman who reminded me of a sphygmomanometer but with more pressure.

I do hope you were having your blood pressure measured somewhere other than around your biceps.

You mean like this?

Search the internet for “Bunny Mommy”. Two or three centuries ago, an English woman claimed to have had a dream about rabbits sitting in her lap. She claimed that this dream resulted in her becoming pregnant with rabbits. She began producing dead rabbits, and rabbit organs saying that she had given birth to them. After some notoriety, a doctor was called in to witness one of these births. He attested that the dead rabbit had indeed come from Bunny Mommy’s birth canal. Later, another group of scientists determined that the rabbits were not stillborn, but had breathed air. It became clear that an accomplice would smuggle in rabbits, and the Bunny Mommy would insert them before a performance.

I find the story of Bunny Mommy increasingly useful as so many people complain about reality show contestants debasing themselves for money, and how society has started awarding fame for things that are disgusting or immoral.

Brightpenny

What about including a link to the book’s Amazon page? What about including a capsule much like that found on the book’s back cover? Both would be very informative without hijacking the thread.

This brings to mind a new type of ultrahero. What’s that up in the sky? It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Check out her Brazilian wax! :cool: IT’S SUPERPUSSY!
Yes, Superpussy, from the planet Kegel can bend iron bars, tear telephone books in half, crush rocks, and queef out forest fires with her super-strong vaginal muscles. :eek: Let’s see what the crotchless-panty wearing crime fighter is doing today…

When she’s not squeezing the will to live out of evil-doers, Super Pussy, unbeknownst to those around her, lives day-to-day as a timid, bookish, big-city librarian, Kim L. Towe.

And when she’s not at work in the library, or fighting crime, you might better know her as niche porn star, Molly Floppers.

Actually, as revealed on one of HBO’s Real Sex specials, there is a Superpussy comic. I can’t remember much about it and don’t really want to search on that title.

Superpussy is in fact the name of a Patpong sex show club. They use the Superman S, I think it’s safe to say without the knowledge or permission of DC Comics.

I knew about Bunny Mommy (that seems to be the sort of thing people attracted to the SDMB wold be into), I was specualting that might be a current entertainment offering somewhere.

Sleight of pussy? :smiley:

Since that’s actually not a particularly helpful search term, the woman you were thinking of who claimed to be giving birth to stillborn rabbits in Georgian England was Mary Toft.

Well, I think the OP has been answered sufficiently. Let’s wrap this one up.

samclem GQ moderator