Are You A Fast Pisser?

You mean seems very fast?

Introducing all you need to know about restroom etiquette

You should talk to your doctor about that. :wink:

Ok, are you folks all just letting it flow, or pushing it out? I know that my bladder can hold an amazing amount, and if I just let gravity do the work, I could be halfway through the NYT crossword puzzle sitting there. But, I’m usually in a rush, and can get it all out in a few seconds.

So, what is the criteria for measuring?

I vote for relax and let it flow

Actually, making an effort doesn’t make much difference to me - I always go slow, and sitting is slower than standing.

But some of you guys upthread - you are artists :wink:

Si

Correct. In fact, it’s documented fact that only every other urinal in any men’s room is actually hooked up to the plumbing; the others are there just to provide adequate spacing.

Lately I piss a lot more frequently due to increased fluid intake, so my pisses are fast but low volume. Also, after my dad had a successful operation for his prostate cancer, his piss time was significantly reduced. I’m an only child so we piss together sometimes, especially if one of us has to take a dump afterwards and we dont want to wait for the crapper to finish. That probably seems very weird to everyone but me :o

:eek:

To paraphase Mr. Larry McMurtry, author of the classic novel Lonesome Dove

“If there was a woman in this outfit around this time of the morning, she’d scream and poke her eyes out with a fork.”

I tolerate much in men, but I draw the line at spraying in the shower.