ZEUS, God of Thunder.
When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.
Ummmmmmm. . . . 
Actually my dad named me after the Goddess Diana. My test results came out as Venus though.
You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.
that would make it “athena” for me… although there doesn’t seem to be as many of us running amuck.
and why is that, anyway?? i think we athenians (?) are just gobs of fun!! 
“…for i am always a lady, archy… always a lady. i did not do anything vulgar. i simply removed his right eye with my left claw.”
mehetibel the cat on the subject of marraige
Satan will be proud…
-Lanna
Pure as the driven slu-, err, snow.
I got Diana. HMMMMMMM.
A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is DIANA, the Goddess of the Virgin Wild.
You are extremely desirable, but untouchable. As the deity of chastity and virginity, you live by your values. Your sexual desires simmer beneath a firm moral resolve. But you are far from a prude! The natural sensuality that you exude just makes you all the more desirable to your suitors. They know that your bedroom is a shrine, and you won’t share it with just anyone. You leave a trail of heartbroken men behind you, wherever you go. You probably take sex very seriously, and share it only with someone that you love. You truly enjoy the romance of courtship, but you stick to the ideals you’ve set for yourself. Any guy who doesn’t respect your boundaries is ancient history. You truly understand the meaning of love, and will not settle for anything less than what you consider perfect. For the lucky guy who finds his way to your heart, suddenly the light comes shining down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
Keep smiling it makes 'em wonder what you’ve been up to.