There once was 2 dopers, one named Hal,
The other, Rufus Xavier, was his pal.
They started to rhyme,
Oh, it was a crime,
When they involved poor PussyCow.
Wait a minute… :dubious:
It seems PussyCow started this mess,
I thought better of you I must confess,
Watch out for these guys!
They pretend to be wise,
But it’s all just a show to impress. 
Hooray! :applause:
Well, Ah must say, I am just tickled!
Makes me wanna slap my grandma.
Is that supposed to be dirty? :dubious:
Or am I missing a reference?
Naw, I’m just in Texas currently and trying to pick up the local idioms.
Oh! Dirty. Yah, Of course.
Dirtygirl.
Now did you just say that while bobbing your head ala Fargo? 
Pssssssssssssst!
PussyCow! Rufus and Hal are on line…
bet one of them shows up in 3…2…1
Hi, ladies! How was lunch?
Awesome, except I should’ve gotten some jalapeños thrown on there.
Instead, I got some not-so-hot sauce from the corner store.
It sucks. 
Well, at least now I have something to drink if I get thirsty.
Hi Rufie!
Lunch was leftovers, so nothing special to report.
So harmless, is what are you having to wash down that lunch that should have had hot sauce - a margarita? With lunch?
Shameless!
No…harmless!
I got a Firehouse Sub, Engineer: Turkey, sautéed mushrooms and onions, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese.
I’ve just been on a jalapeño kick lately and didn’t think about it until after it was already being made.
I thought hot sauce would make up for it, but this stuff is weak!
I was getting some coffee for later at the corner store and saw the sauce on the shelf and thought “why not?”
:rolleyes:
Turkey Creek is what it’s called.
The bad thing is Firehouse subs has about 50 different hot sauces in their store.
I had to get mine to go so I could make it back to the store in time to let my co-worker go home.
Last night I had a slice from Moe’s that had feta, spinach, mushrooms, and jalapeños…it was pure heaven with a pitcher of Bud Lite! 
Jalapenos, eh? To (partially) quote a recent thread title (which was not about jalapenos): FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! :eek:
Not yet, but give it a few hours.
Yet? 
…is it soup yet?
…is it safe?
nah, you got it right. Damned shame I had to look it up cause I never heard it before. I guess I really am a goddamned dinosaur. An old headbanging Harleyridin’ Cowboy, but a dinosaur none the less. I still like my Ozzie and Stevie Ray…Jpriests or J cash. It’s all good.
But SnoopDog? to each his own ya know
Texas you’re in Texas! oh hell where’s the party. I tried to talk some dopes into goin out the other night. my treat…they all bailed. Hadda do it alone.
BTW It’s funny as hell how these “I’m a threadkiller” posts windup goin on forever. OR until a clearthinkin MOD steps in and shows us all who the real threadkillers are around here.
If you say “Cajun Man” three times while looking at your monitor, he appears and closes your thread.
Come on, come on, come on, folks! Who will make it go to page 5?
I will, I will!