It has since been broken up, but for a good month I had a threesome between that pooping cow, another positionable cow, and a barbie doll in my office.
Me like toys in the office…if you look closely, you’ll note my Darth Maul vs. Godzilla at the far left of the pic. 
Oh cool! I dig your Jay and Silent Bob dolls.
I don’t have a picture of my office on hand. It’s too bad. I actually took a picture of the threesome, but it is not in a digital format nor is it in the geographical location I am currently (which is not IN, thank Dog).
My office is a bit overrun with toys at this time. I have two stuffed animals, a barbie, and numerous cows (one of the stuffed animals is a cow).
And no, I have no pussies on display.
But my favorite toy is a Jesus Christ action figure. I keep him in the box usually because it makes the toy all the more absurd. I put a sticker on it that reads: “with lepar healing action!”
[sing-song voice] Hal plays with dolls, Hal plays with dolls…[/ssv] 
Hey! **Action ** figures, damnit!!
Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to, ya girl!
Po-tay-to, Po-bite-my-ass. Hal right, harmless wrong.
Lets break this down by accessories that come with the item in question:
Barbie doll: Pretty new outfits and shoes.
Darth Maul action figure: Gleaming double-bladed lightsaber of death.
Bratz doll: Whorish new outfits and shoes.
Jay & Silent Bob action figures: Doobage, smokes, blueprints for bashing LaFours on the head and destroying the stage.
To summarize:
Dolls – Designed to make look all pretty-like, not found on my desk.
Action figures – Designed to sit there and look effing cool, found on my desk.
In conclusion: San Dimas High School football rules, but not as much as I do. Bite me.
In my office we have a Yoda talking action figure, still in the box. You ask it a question and in it’s best jedi master way, it tells you (in a convoluted way) yes, no, or maybe/maybe not. It’s like a magic 8 ball from Dagobah. 
To summarize:
Action figures were invented so men like Hal could play with dolls and still claim to be macho.
Actually, I think action figures were invented by Ben Franklin. 
3 minutes until I get off for the weekend!
Woo-freakin’-Hoo!
Pssst, Hal! I bet you dress up your Jay and Bob dolls in the Bratz clothes, dontchya?
psst! harmless! Not so loud! you want Cajun Man to hear you??
:smack:
ppsssssssssssssssstttttt! :wally
Ummmm…why are we whispering again?
Just thought I’d drop in and add a little info. since we are supposed tp be fighting ignorance here. Not promoting it. The following figures are stats. reagarding thread killers. The first list is the high percentages of members only. Naturally the Staff has even highr figures. Check the attached link to see for yourself.
Once again, we re-sort with members only:Code:
- KP 0.472. audilover 0.383. TJdude825 0.384. moriah 0.355. AskNott 0.346. bbeaty 0.317. bonzer 0.268. scotandrsn 0.259. Rick 0.2410. FriarTed 0.23
Ya say you kill 10%…sorry Rex not even close buddy. 
Hang in there though and maybe you’ll get on the next list.
In case anyone is curious there are only 5 members that have killed threads in all nine forums, the 5 names in this list are:
Colibri
Czarcasm
NoClueBoy
Northern Piper
t-keela
: nods wisely at all the pretty numbers :
Yeah, what he said!
I wonder if KP stands for Kill Post?
I thought it stood for Kitchen Patrol?
Killer Panties?
Kootchie Poo?
Beavis and Butthead said it best.
Meow, PussyCow.
How you doing this Monday?