This thread needs a little something. A little…
de-pants Cluricaun
There. there’s your “little”…
Not as sweet as your mom last night.
My shame, let me show you it.
Back to work, it shan’t kill itself.
Hmmm…what if we antagonize the thread until it kills itself. Good work Irishman.
Let’s poke the thread with sharp pointy stucks to see if it dies that way. I’ll start.
/poke
While you try stucks, I opt for sticks.
I think stucks are a better way to start.
I’m not an Irishman, I’m an Ottoman.
But I thought we were trying to end this thread, not start it.
/poke
/poke
/poke
/poke
/poke
/poke
no - it’s still alive
I think it peed a little though.
Does this mean we can put our feet up on you?
No, that would mean he’s a Hassock, which is a kind of Cossack.
Did you just call him a nutsack?
An outdoor ottoman
That’s a tuffet then.
I’m a buffet.
What would Jimmy say?