Fraid I can’t think of any hell jokes.:smack: A woman I work with who’s pastor of a church since her dad passed away has a t-shirt with a picture of a barbeque grill and a spatula flipping people. It says "no parties in hell, just one big bar-b-q. That’s the closest I can come, but don’t think it’s meant as a joke…asbestos thong? Can’t stand the though of wearing one of those things! Yuk!
OK, everybody, remember:
When H4E arrives, everybody act surprised!
Then break out the marshmallows we saved for her 
[sub]There’ll be a hot time in the old town, nooonighht…[/sub]
Why am I going to hell? Oh a number of reasons.
I am born and raised Catholic turned Pagan, have a tattoo, love sex, feel envy, I ‘pollute my body’ on a weekly basis etc etc etc…
But I pretty much think we just rejoin the consciousness of the universe when we die so that won’t be so bad.
H4E said, “…asbestos thong? Can’t stand the though of wearing one of those things! Yuk!”
Do yourself and your husband a favor – buy one! You’ll feel positively wicked! (in a good way, of course)
I don’t know. Between the exposed bits burning and the non-exposed bits chafing, it sounds pretty hellacious to me! :eek:
CJ
Veeeerrrryy Fuuunnnnyyy! I could say something else but as this is a joking thead I’m not gonna. :eek: Bbbyyeeeeeee now.
asbestos thong… shivers OUCH! His4ever, I definitely agree with you on that - yuk! A thong is scary enough, but an asbestos one… gosh. Britney Spears should get one. She’d be really HOT in it (har har thwack ow!).
Why?
Do you want the top ten or the whole list, that could take a while?