^^^ LMAO. Its okay, dude.
Remember that saying however: “In vino veritas” 
In the very post that you quoted, told you that this was my opinion.
And jeez, what is it with beauty? Why do people clutch on to it so desperately? It’s sad to see people give so much importance to such a superficial thing.
Huh. I’ve never heard of alcohol making someone less attractive before…
Beer goggles upside down?
“In case”?
Dude, this post makes me think she DID, and you’re tired of sleeping on the couch while she packs your things.
No worries, and I’m glad all is good on your home front.
Now, back to the important related topic: Mary Steenburgen!
Very odd. I’ve heard of some older women who insist on having sex with the lights off because they fear they’re unsexy.
I don’t understand it, myself. For all her faults and her aging, I find Pepper Mill incredibly sexy. I will follow her into the bedroom to watch her undress at night.
Mid 60’s here mt girlfriend 63. We still have sex at least 3 or 4 times a week. 18 years ago she was still a head turner, now not so much but the physical attraction has grown if anything.