Arrrrr, maties!

It’s driving me nuts!

A pirate walks into a bar with a huge parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep says, ‘Where did you get that?’ The parrot says, ‘Tortugas!’

[sub]I made that one up a long time ago.[/sub]

Twasn’t gold nor silver, but it was the finest booty I’ve yet come across…

So says BLOODY JACK FLINT!

Arr, I tried to get me work-mateys t’ speak Pirate as well, but they ain’t. Mayhap they’s a bunch of yellow-bellies! Afeard of true pirates like meself!!

stomps away on peg-leg

Steal their treasure an’ make ‘em walk th’ plank! Send ‘em to Davy Jones, if Ol’ Nicodemus don’t get to 'em first!

*He said he was the captain of a pirate ship
Sailing seas both blue and green
And every pirate must have a patch so’s they can look real mean
He’d make the bad guys walk the plank
The pretty ladies he would save
He’d steal the treasure from the ships
Then send 'em to a watery grave

Chorus
He’d talk about his missing eye
He’d talk about his wooden leg
But he’d never talk about the old tattoo
On his right arm that said ‘Meg’
*

Arr, me calculus professaaarrr be too much of grumpy old man too to properly appreciate Talk Like A Pirate Day. So, o’course I had to make he walk the plank. If he were a physics professaarrrr, o’course, he’d have to walk the Planck

sigh I drank all of my rum Saturday night.

Arrr…

Yarrrrrrr! Avast ye! The wenches be takin’ over this ship!

Story of Anne Bonney, the most famous female pirate ever to live

The action figure of Anne Bonney

:wink:

Have you ever tried to give a quiz on Martin Luther while talking like a pirate? Not as easy as it sounds! :smiley:

“Heeeerrrrrrrre I stand, mateys. I can do no otherrrr.”

I think I be a-piratizin’ a famous document.

You think that’s bad? Try the Emancipation Proclamation.

“Fourrrrrscorrrrre and twenty yearrrrrs ago, by blood and thunderrrr…”

Arr! This ‘ere pirate jabber be gettin’ old, true as the north star!

Avast ye dogs, I be the Dread Pirate Roberts (really!) and I be takin’ no survivors this day! I be sendin’ no less than 10 carrrrrs to Davy Jones’ locker 'fore the sun sets! Insurance is the game and the phone be me cutlass!

Mind yer bumpers, me hearties!

Yarrr!

HARRRRRRR!!! I just be got of the phone with me boyfriend. I was ‘a talkin’ all pirate like to the scurvy dog. He said he be somewhar betwixt excited and thinkin’ I be lost me ‘effin’ mind. Methinks I’ll be a’ hoistin’ his sail and makin’ him walk me plank when next he boards me vessel. HARRRRRR!!! Do that be a’ soundin’ as dirty as me thinks it does? :smiley:

Guess I gotta calm down. I just ordered one of my shipma…er, coworkers to fetch me my cutlass and a tankard o’ rum.

He e-mailed me a claim…DUI wreck of an Oldsmobile. :sigh: Y’all don’t know ‘geek.’

Awww! I came in late due to an especially ugly headache this morning, so I couldn’t greet my cow-workers as they came to their desks with “Ahoy,” Avast," Yo-ho!" etc. So I’ll have to wait 'til one of them pisses me off and then I’ll yell, “Belay that, ye scurvey scupper, or I’ll have your guts for garters!”

That’ll show 'em! Ahr! :smiley:

Arrr!

I be headin’ out to run a pub quiz tonight…

Methinks there’s goin’ to be some mighty surprised people when the losers be forced to walk the plank!

Arrr, Kythereia! How be you doin’? (Pirate booty call)

Where be the pirate smiley?!