Scared? Man I was shakin’ like Howard Cosell at a Friar’s roast!
Tim
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
As sharp as a marble.
As slow as Christmas.
As crooked as a dog’s leg.
Grinnin’ like a mule eatin’ briars.
That’ll go over like a turd in a punchbowl.
Old as sin, twice as ugly, and not near as fun.