Email posted!
Working on wish list:
Funny, single guy, minimal baggage, knows how to change a toilet roll, must like short, red head, mischevious elves.
I would like my Christmas pres to come wrapped in a nice red bow!
Just sent my e-mail!
Thanks, Homer, this is a great idea!
gee, Elf, I (almost) meet those requirements and I’ve always wanted to travel down under. Red hair? RRRRROOOOWWLLL!
Homer, I sent e-mail, but didn’t specify type. I actually don’t care- g, x rated, makes no difference. It’s the thought that counts (Awwwwwwwww!) hehe
Is that all? just wrapped in a red bow? Coming right up!
Still thinking of signing up, how much time to I have?
Mail sent Homer.
Excellent idea btw.
(Maybe I should’ve waited till I was copmpletely sober. Nahh. It’s better this way.:))
Homer…sorry. Parents have made themselves clear on this. (it sucks to be sixteen, I know…)
In a few years if I still have the internet and it still exists, perhaps I’ll be available for the secret santa…but until then. 
Sorry, if this throws off your secret santa thing. Have fun everyone else!
Chin up, Zoggie! Perhaps next year!
–Tim
E-mail sent.
Ask any of my friends–I’m a dildo and I’m free!
Actually, I’m taken, but that does not detract from my inherent dildoness.
Dear anonymous doper,
I realize that you, like most dopers, are intelligent, witty, and sophisticated. Be that as it may, I can envision your thought process upon recieving my name and address.
“Hmm… andygirl. She’s a lesbian. She doesn’t care what her gift is rated. I know, I’ll get her a dildo! Ha! Isn’t that witty?”
I would like to make this explicitly clear:
If you get me a dildo, I will beat you to death with it.
A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend.
-andy
andygirl, does this mean you would rather have a vibrator?
Just kidding! 
andygirl, you underestimate us. I was going to buy you comfortable shoes and an Indigo Girls cd.
tater, you continue to amaze and impress me with your evilness!
Email sent. I voted for X-rated. This is gonna be fun!!
Okay, I’m in. I voted for a PG gift though.
I’m in too. What fun!
I’m in. This could be interesting!
Just a thought Zoggie but how bout using a friends address? You have it mailed there in care of your friend and that way your parents wouldn’t get too upset.
Just an idea because I hate for anybody to be left out. And that idea isn’t terribly dishonest is it?
Sounds like a hoot! Off to send the e-mail…
Address sent. (Now wishing he asked for an X-Rated gift)
Oh well, but I did just say anything other than x, so in theory, I could get a XXX present, yes?