Did you mean to post this in the “what will you do if Apophis hits the Earth” thread? 
Is that Hebrew for PMS?
Surprise autobuttsecks?
I just saw this now. God DAMN you have a martyr complex, don’t you? Like Yom HaShoa is so much harder for you than it is for everyone else.
Earth to dipshit: lots of people find the Holocaust upsetting. You’re not alone. Yom HaShoa is a difficult day of remembrance for lots of people. But most of us don’t use it as an excuse to behave like a bigoted asshole. You are truly a despicable person.
Are you FinnAgain’s learning-disabled sister or something?
Even better, that means no matter where in Israel she lives, she’s in a constituency represented by one of the Muslim (or Christian Arab) members!
Not too bright, are ya?
Figured out yet that the phrases “holding the wolf by the ears” or “holding the tiger by the tail” aren’t, in fact, calling people subhuman and are, in fact, examples of common idioms that you lack the intellect and knowledge to comprehend?
Yah…
Don’t worry though. Politics makes for strange bedfellows. You can count on pileons to defend your stupidity and to take attention off of the fact that you are one of the two or three dumbest Dopers here. I think only Gonzo gives you a run for your money in germs of your truly remarkable lack of cognitive skills.
Ahhh, damn you ipod autocorrect.
Naturally, only Gonzo gives you a run for your money in terms of your truly remarkable lack of cognitive skills.
But, naturally, don’t let the inability to learn, comprehend, reason, analyze, synthesize or internalize stop you in the future.
You haven’t let it stop you in the past.
Hey Ashenlady. Nice ash, nobody home.
You guys are so, so funny. Whatta sense of humor. Auto fellatio!!! Great funny stuff!!
Its all a hoax by a band of unscrupulous chiropractors.
Do you actually know of any “scrupulous chiropractors?”
I never thought I’d encounter anyone more racist than my father. Sorry, Dad, but you’ve been dethroned and by a woman at that.
ETA: Please substitute “prejudiced” for “racist.”
Don’t sell her short. I suspect that she can top the score boards in several categories. She doesn’t like Arabs, which she equates with Muslims, but I suspect that if we sat down with her, in a positive, non-judgmental situation we could really explore her beliefs and come to some surprising conclusions, allowing her to dethrone your father and Archie Bunker.
Plus, you have to give her some credit - she’s managed to reach the top of her field despite a significant handicap - most really bigoted people get a lot of mileage out of bashing the Jews.
The correct term is “Dickrolled”.
It can only be ‘surprise’ and ‘auto’ when you have Alzheimer’s.
Or are a drunken contortionist. “Whoa! Didn’t mean to stick that there!”
I’ve been called a racist and it carries a real sting, especially when one knows damn well is isn’t true.
My father, on his best (worst) days, could make Archie Bunker look like a flaming liberal. He reserved his special hatred for Blacks but I heard plenty about the rotten Jews from him, believe me.
I will admit that Ashenlady just might have him beat in several categories; I wouldn’t object if she claimed the world title. Except he would, sight unseen, hate her as much as he hated everyone who wasn’t a WASP and he didn’t like most of them, either.
WTF are you on about? You seem to have me confused with somebody else.
Now, if your views on antisemitism differ in any explicable respect from AshenLady’s, you would do well to explain how. If you can’t, then, perhaps some quiet reflection is in order, hmm?
Not to mention the many authorities who recommend a vow of silence. Just throwing that out there. Sayin’, is all.