Get this though:
When someone local found out my wife was raised presbyterian (we’re both non-practicing) she described us as having a ‘mixed’ marriage.
That doesn’t surprise me at all. Glad you took my last post as sarcastic shenanigans. The Midwest is a weird blend. I live here too.
You know what would be awesomely ironic? It would be great if she were to end up living in a constituency represented in the Knesset by one of the Muslim members.
Note: I really don’t know how members of the Knesset are chosen, other than that it’s in a democratic election.
As George Carlin said about watching his dog lick himself, “If I could do that, I’d never have to leave the house.”
Well, you can, of course, but you should at least pet him first. Sets the mood.
German, Pakistan, Aryan, Arab.
Connect the goddamned dot(s),
connect the goddamned dot(s),
connect the goddamned dot(s)!
CMC fnord!
Gar-untied to clean out all those earworms!
And damn you for making me go look!
Though this was funny,
Yeah, I remember the first time I went to the Doc with neck pain and my usual bad back, “Just to rule out some of the more common causes, were you trying to suck your own dick?”
Was she raped at the Ren-Faire twice, by the same guys?
Where fuck me takes a whole new meaning. :eek:
I think there is a better chance of Israel becoming a majority muslimk state than there is of the USA kicking out the JOOOZ.
Was your mother a holocaust survivor? I only ask because the only American Jews I knew who believed this was a holocaust survivor. In their view, the spirit of Nazi anti-semitism could arise anytime people were looking for a scapegoat.
Wow, I’m using this as computer background. Thank you Jimmy Wales, is that you doing that thing ? (I hear Jimmy Wales tries to do all the pictures himself to save costs)
Damn my curiosity.
:smack:
Wait, I mean
:o
You got Autofellatio’d. Which is weird.
And yet the entry for autocunnilingus is devoid of pictorial depictions. I say, is this fair?
Enjoy,
Steven
Sadly, it doesn’t work that way - the Knesset doesn’t have regional representation, it’s all done on a purely party basis.
It’s damn sexist is what it is and it should not be tolerated. Quick someone go upload a picture.
I’d do it, but I’m much too scared to google for pictures first.
And then there’s autoanalingus… whew, don’t get me started!
When it [del]cums[/del] comes to auto analingus I don’t think any of us want to see you “get started”.
What can I say. Goatse-guy has set the bar high!
I think we’ve all seen enough of that asshole.