Well, that just makes him offering her his hand for the Wonder Twins Power Activate Fistbump Rape possible.
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You all realize that Ashenlady is an obese 40 year old non-Jewish man trolling the board, right?
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Perhaps. Can I be a muscular and really tall blond giant of a man instead of a fat, balding and fairly short Hispanic?? Oh, I want a REALLY big, um, c…uh, cape. Yeah, a really big cape!
(I don’t know if s/he is a man or woman, but I’m thinking that s/he is more a nut than a troll…just a gut feeling)
-XT
I now am suffering from PTSD due to the mental image of this. Thanks. I’m suing you for forty quadrillion dollars and a puppy.
Didn’t the guy in Clerks say his cousin broke his neck trying to do that?
“Paging Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy, please pick up the white Courtesy phone.”
I give you the tutorial.
What? Purely scientific (and cultural) interest, I tell ya!
It’s possible, the technical term for it is “autofellatio”. I note that the Wikipedia page on the act has an explicit photo of it.
Your ad-libs are irrational. Then again, so are the rest of your posts, so there’s some kind of rational symmetry to your madness.
Warped yet interesting.
And we all see just how well that worked out for our friend Mel Gibson. PC my ass, where do you come up with this bullshit?
Pretty serious punitive damages you’re asking for, there. Collecting would take some time. Would you accept the puppy in installments?
Or informally, “NASCAR.”
Uh, that IS an explicit picture! (You know you want to go look too. C’mon! Do it! Do eeeeeettttt!)
It’s the true doggie-style.
I love the turn this thread is taking. Very appropriate.
Gevalt.
And I speak as a jewish man in a small, isolated town in rural Ohio. In a county that is so christian that we can’t form a minyan in the entire county even if we include the ladies in it.
I’d have to charge you interest, so you’d end up owing me an entire pack. It’s the Rent-A-Center approach.
I thank my fellow Dopers for eradicating my ignorance about the sexual practices of the abnormally flexible. Please be assured that my curiosity in this matter is entirely satisfied.
I thought he was Kryptonian until he failed to fly or exhibit super-speed.
Hey! You have plenty of trees.
Good. Rural Ohio doesn’t tolerate Muslims, so you’d better run and hide. We don’t like your kind around here.