Ask the Gnome that Lives in my Pants
Ask the Voices in my Head
Ask yo’ Momma
Ask the Guy who Hates You
Ask Lucky from “Waiting for Godot”
Ask and Ye Shall Receive
Ask My Balls
Ask the Guy who Likes to Drink Water
Aks the Uneducated Person
Ask the Guy who’s Stalking You
Ask a Cro-Magnon
Ask Not what your Country can Do for You, but what You can Do for your Country
Ask the girl who is really really long winded and whose return key doesn’t work and who eschews most punctuation.
Actually, “Ask Yo’ Mama” could potentially be pretty funny if you did it right.
Ask This!
Now I’d read that one.
I see everyone has a question for me.
Fire away.
ASK THE GUY WHO ALWAYS TYPES IN CAP’S AND OVERUSES APOSTROPHE’S
Ask Sherwin Williams
Ask Cecil. My GOD, can you imagine how long that page would take to load?
Ask The Person Who, When You Ask Them What Time It Is, Starts By Telling You How To Build A Clock…
Ask Bill Clinton What The Definition Of “Is” Is (a very long thread).
Ask bj0rn anything.
Ask the Knights who say Ni
Ask Justhink about women
Cheers, Keithy
a k the guy who can’t type the letter " ".
Witch, Me too!
I’d love to know what a turdburglar really is.
(Do you really think sombody steals those things? Wonder how much they get for them!) 
Asktheguywhosespacebardoesntworkandhedoesntusepunctuation.
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Tripler
Becauseyouknowyouhavequestions.
Hee hee, I did!
That, and Ask the Sperm Bank Teller.
I’d actually read most of cuauhtemoc’s…
Ask the guy/gal with an untreated case of Syphilis
Ask the guy who likes boobs
Ask the uptight Conservative
Ask the gal who shaves her privates
Ask the belligerent Liberal
Ask the Clown
Ask the uptight belligerent politician who is drunk right now
Ask the gal who is afraid of bridges
Ask the short-order cook with eczema, rampant alopecia, and uncontrollable fits of sneezing.
Ask any mermaid you happen to see…
Actually, I’d have LOTS of questions for him, like how is his wife, and what’s he think of Hulk Hogan, and…oh wait,you meant the other guy. :smack:
Ask the Porn Star.
Ask the guy with Tourettes (and yes, I’m aware it only works when their talking. I just think it would eventually have to be moved to the Pit based on language).
Ask the Guy with a One Second Attention Span.