Ask the Pedophile
Tripler you beat me to the l33t post 
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Ask the Sock Puppet.
Ask the man who thinks you are educated stupid and can’t compute Nature’s Cubic 4-corner Creation.
Chieda al tipo italiano che non può parlare inglese.
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Ask my sphincter.
Ask my horny cat.
Ask the antichrist
Ask the goddamn gay guy 34th edition
Esprix is gay, damn it! Any questions? 3rd edition
Ask the quadruple amputee
Jake…unless some brave turdburglar heeds our plea and posts such a thread, we may never know.
There was actually a sort of “ask the pedophile” thread in … IMHO? a while back (six months or so, maybe). It got deleted before it got too long, though from what I’ve heard the guy seemed to be legit:(
Ask Mark Serlin
Ask the guy you can smell through your computer
Ask the man who waters his lawn daily even though its raining and has a secret fetish to investigate UFO conspiracies and the correlation between nude muggings, soggy cornflake times, and the unbelievable way Liberace was considerted hetero all the while he did the Las Vegas shows dressed in such god awful sequined festooned outfits that the blinding of the old women inevitably caused the old biddies to be unable to play their favorite numbers on the keno machines and of course not notice the rise in shrimp turds in the shrimp cocktails brought about by the overuse of Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax (the best for your stick) being applied on rhino chaser boards in the southern Pacific while low tide brought about the sewer like smell from runoff from overwatering lawns and pesticides flooding into city drainage as he finally realizes that he has come full circle and cannot stop.
If his name is OG, I would like to see that!
“Ask the woman who only answers in palindromes”
“Ask the conjoined triplets”
“Ask the limbless guy”
“Ask the pregnant 12 year old”
“Ask the other guy who never had a single original thought, pt 2”
“Ask the Eggplant Growers Society of America vice-president”
“Debate with the guy who’s rhetoric skills are nil”
Ask Al Gore, the Inventer of the Internet
Ask the pube plucker.
Ask the illiterate.
Eve?
Hannah?
Ask Steve Guttenberg.
Ask the guy who gave gonorrhea to both your sisters.
Ask the guy who hasn’t washed his private parts since the Gulf War
(Actually it’s the same guy)
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Ask the guy who CAN’T read Morse Code.
Ask the Chick Celebrating Her 2112 Post-Counting Party.
Ask:) The:( Doper:o Who:D Uses;) Way:p Too:cool: Many:rolleyes: Of:mad: Those:eek: god:confused: damn;j putzy:wally smilies:smack:
Ask The Epileptic Mohel.
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