"Ask the _____" threads I hope to never see

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ask the Guy Who Misinterprets Everything You Say

Ask a Pokemon

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Ask me.

Ask the guy that doesn’t wear underwear.
(conversely, I wouldn’t mind seeing ask the girl version of this :smiley: )

Ask a guy that avoids questions.

Ask the professional scam artist.

Ask the Gener neutral entity.

63

Ask the Trainspotter.

Ask the Macintosh Evangelist.

Ask the Grand Wizard.

Å$k Th3 37337 h4xÕr Ðõöð!!!

Ask Your Local Cable Operator.

64

Ask the drunken sailor staggering out of a bar at 3 a.m.
Ask the bank robber
Ask the town bore
Ask your ex-wife’s lawyer
Ask the snotty kid who swiped your newspaper yesterday
Ask the straggler in the INS office
Ask the traffic cop who just gave you a ticket
Ask your roommate in a prison
Ask your spouse, when you have just come home from a bar at 3 a.m.
Ask dougie_monty about movies :smiley:
Ask these people:
Steven Hawking about religion
Bin Laden about peace and tolerance
Trent Lott about discretion
Bobby Knight about fair play
Bill Gates about bowling

65

Hey, I like that one. Some snot-wit stole my newspaper before I got to it today!

66

<i>Ask</i> the <b><font size=“5”>guy<font size=“3”></b> who doesn’t know that you <u>can’t</u> use HTML on the <b>SDMB</b>.

67

Holy crap – I actually had this guy for a cab driver once in Reno! (Actual quote: “You know, people think trees are so great because they make oxygen, but what they don’t know is that they steal it back at night!!!”)

68

Ask the President of the United States
(he should have better things to do…)

69

Ask Jack Dean Tyler.

70

Ask the man with a rabid badger in his pants

Ask the furry

71

Why deleted?

Seems like it could have been educational,in a abnormal psychology sort of way.

72

Ask your future self.

Ask the Ghost of Christmas Past.

73

Ask the Man With Itchy Balls

Ask the Woman With PMS

Ask The Person Who Just Picked Their Nose

74

We just call it downunder.

75

Ask the bassist from Motley Crue.

Ask the cop-who-just-quit-smoking-and-is-going-through-a-divorce.

Ask a pimp.

Ask Clinton. Oh wait, thats the same thing.

Ask “the gimp”.

Ask my mother.

Ask Vanilla Ice.

Ask the dude who invented aerosol cheese spray.

Ask the drunk redneck.

Ask 1,000 monkeys locked in a room with typewriters.

Ask A boy named Sue.

76

Ask Monica Lewinsky’s dry cleaner

Ask Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon

Ask the corpse

77

Ask the Insurance Salesman regarding a change in your coverage.

Ask your doctor or pharmacist.

Regards,
Shodan

78

Ask the double poster.

Regards,
Shodan