Why do you always drive so slowly in the passing lane? Why don’t you get the f**k out of my way?
Speed limit’s 60. I’m going 60. :mad:
That proves you’re an asshole. The speed limit is 65.
What, a “hole”?
What is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
If you feel guilty for being an asshole, then you aren’t really an asshole; you’re a regular person behaving like an asshole. This ain’t How The Grinch Stole Christmas. My heart isn’t going to grow three sizes one day. This is a constant, consistent way of being. You don’t like it, you can…oh yeah, no swearing at you.
European or African? :mad:
I wouldn’t know. I don’t look at the signs. :mad:
Why do you call yourself oncecentstamp? Is that all you think you’re worth?
At the time I took the name, it was current and topical, as the USPS* had just jacked the postage from $0.37 to $0.38. Thus, in spite of their small value, everyone needed one cent stamps.
*The assholes. :mad:
You know, I don’t think you’re an asshole. I think you’re just faking it.
::pulls back collar of shirt up and over forehead::
I AM ASSHOLIO!
Gee, thanks. You just had to be an asshole in answering my question, didn’t you?
Are you just an arsehole or are you…
A Flamin’ ASSHOLE!!
Are you threatening me? :mad:
Why dont you turn your frown upside down?
My friends say I’m an asshole. What should I do? Should I be even more of an asshole?
Hell yes. Nothing’s more annoying than a dilettante asshole. Go for the gold.
Better? Now leave me the fuck alone.