What does a Dalek toilet look like?. Enquiring minds and all that…
Also, have you ever eaten Chicken Tikka Massala?
Do you enjoy vacations? Ski, perhaps?
Would you give up your seat for an elderly person on the bus?
Britney, or Christina?
Have you tried cough drops for your perpetual raspy throats?
Tell us a dalek joke…
Do you like Smash? (possibly a bit UK-centric, and old…)
Do you think it’s slightly weird that as I was reading this thread, I ‘heard’ everything you said (in my head) in dalek-speak? [sub]because I definitely do [/sub]
THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME! SINCE THE BORG ARE JUST PALE RIP-OFFS OF THE CYBERMEN AND WE CAN EASILY EXTERMINATE THE CYBERMEN, IT FOLLOWS THAT WE CAN DEFEAT THE BORG AS WELL! AND OUR VICTORY OVER THE MOVELLANS PROVES WE CAN DEFEAT ALIEN RACES WITH UNUSUAL HEADS! ALL HAIL THE DALEKS!
LEGOMANCER IS NO LONGER TYPING FOR ME! I FOUND A PLUNGER-TO-USB CONVERTER CABLE!
THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA! YOU SHOULD BE HONORED TO BE EXTERMINATED AND THEN HAVE THE EMPEROR DALEK CLAIM IT WAS HIS!
NOT ONLY DOES SARAH JANE POSESS CERTAIN WINSOME QUALITIES, SHE HAS ALSO AGED BETTER THAN MANY OF THE COMPANIONS! AS FOR LEELA, GIVE UP, HER HEART BELONGS ONLY TO MINOR CHARACTERS WITH WHOM SHE NEVER EXCHANGED A SINGLE WORD!
IT IS UNCLEAR AT THIS TIME IF BENDER CAN BEND DALEKANIUM!FURTHER TESTS ARE NEEDED! WE HAVE PLANS FOR BENDER, SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO THE EMPEROR DALEK!
LEELA!
UNLIKE THE MOVELLANS, WHO WERE CONFOUNDED BY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS, WE FIND THAT A WELL-APPLIED DEATH RAY ANSWERS ALL QUESTIONS!
OUR WASTE PRODUCTS ARE RECYCLED WITHIN OUR CASINGS! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU STRAIGHT DOPE PEOPLE AND YOUR NEED TO KNOW HOW EVERYONE DEFECATES?
NO!
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ON ONE OF THOSE WHALE-WATCHING TOURS IN ALASKA!
OF COURSE! WE ARE MEGALOMANIACAL DEATH MACHINES BENT ON UNIVERSAL DOMINATION BUT WE ARE NOT SAVAGES!
BRITNEY! IN ALL MY TRAVELS AROUND THE GALAXY I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MALE VERSION OF WHATEVER CREATURE CHRISTINA RESEMBLES!
I TRIED THE FISHERMAN’S FRIEND BRAND BUT FOUND THEM OVERPOWERINGLY STRONG!
HOW MANY DOCTORS DOES IT TAKE TO STOP THE INEVITABLE DALEK CONQUEST OF THE UNIVERSE? EIGHT, SO FAR!
NO!
NOT AT ALL! GET USED TO IT, AS YOU WILL BE HEARING OUR VOICES A LOT SOON! TERROR ALERTS AREN’T JUST FOR EARTH-STATIONED TERRORISTS, YOU KNOW!
Hang on a moment. The Movellans kicked your tin butts, pal! Advanced biological weaponry! “Unstoppable” Dalek forces suddenly going “aaagh!” and spraying shaving foam out of their casings! And the Movellans looked a lot better in Lycra than you lot do.
And as for never having eaten Chicken Tikka Masala … what happened to “PUT IT ALL IN THE CURRY”, then?* Or are you saying Daleks only go for vindaloos? I bet the Movellans wouldn’t be so doctrinaire about curry … I think the Movellans are better all around!
AH YES! WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THE MOVELLANS HAVEN’T BEEN SEEN FOR DECADES AND THE DALEKS ARE STILL AROUND! OH YES, THEY SOUNDLY TROUNCED US! THAT WOULD EXPLAIN IT!
They kicked your butts, then they went back to teaching aerobics. What’s the problem here?
Honestly, you Daleks … just can’t admit you’re beaten, can you? Keep popping up, over and over again, trying to make another comeback, getting beaten again. It’s sad.