Ask the Evil Overlord

Who put the bomph in the bomph-bomph-bomp-pa-bomph?

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?

Whoput the bop in the bop-she-bop?

Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand. He made mah bay-be fall in love with me!! :slight_smile:

Enough with all these puny questions. Doom is not impressed.

Are you, or are you not the real Slim Shady?

Are you going to have concubines?
If so, can I be one?

I’m a bit unruly at times, but I’ll gladly call you Master…

I have no idea. Ask someone who studies Music.

No, I know not of this Slim Shady.

I will not have any concubines, I’m more interested in finding a Dark Queen. Some of my Imperial Council would be interested, though.

Iff KITT (from Knightrider) and Airwolf were to have a battle, who’s side would you be on?

If KITT (from Knightrider) and Airwolf were to have a battle, who’s side would you be on?

I don’t exactly watch those shows.

Oh, hell, Kathryn, you can be MY concubine:

“My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.”
–William Shakespeare, Sonnet 130

(Sorry for the hijack)

This particular sonnet is also known as “Shakespeare’s Great Dis”

How is a raven like a writing desk?

Have you considered destroying California? And would the resultant increase in your popularity (after destroying LA-LA land) result in your being stripped of your “Super-Villian” license, and cause you to be designated a “Public Benefactor”?

Does, like, ya knauw essense precede existance or, like what? :confused:

Easy, I have both.

I have other uses for California. And I doubt I’d be called a “Public Benefactor” for killing half the Movie industry.

Essence is a facet of existance.