Ask the guy who gets paid to have sex

In My Humble Opinion (IMHO)
#1

I haven’t seen this topic before, so I thought I’d give it a whirl.

Okay, so maybe it’s not quite what it sounds. I am not a gigolo, neither am I a rentboy (and just as well, as I would do badly with either one of these), and I have never appeared in a porn movie of any description.

Technically, in fact, I lied–I don’t officially get paid to have sex. Technically, I get paid to answer questionnaires after (and sometimes before) I have sex, as well as for allowing “them” to poke and prod me in ways that are usually straightforward enough but can occasionally become a bit invasive.

I have what the commercials delicately refer to as “trouble in the bedroom” or, a little less delicately, as “E.D.” (Suffice it to say that I can’t throw the football through the tire swing with any degree of regularity.) Over the last few years I have been involved in a number of medical studies testing various ED drugs. In return for my participation, one of the perks is that I do indeed get paid. Not lots, but it adds up.

If you have questions about how this sort of thing works, ask away. I’ll do my best to answer whatever I can.

#2

REALLY bad thread title and username combo.

#3

I agree with my esteemed colleague, but it did make me LOL.

Now I wish I had a question.

#4

What does it mean, “Rentboy”?

#5

Sex with who or what?

#6

Do you have to supply your own sexual partner?

#7

I shall, so to speak, bite:

Can you offer a comparison of the different medications you’ve used and how they’ve affected your libido? Have you had a four hour erection, and if so, did you call your friends to brag first or the physician?

#8

Do you know the cause of your ED? If so, are you willing to share with us what it is?

Is the cause important to the researchers?

#9

This. They provide someone for you to (try to) bang or do you have to BYO?

carnivorousplant a rentboy is a male prostitute frequented by homosexuals.

#10

A rentboy is a boy you can rent. “Boy” in the expansive sense, not a minor, just a young guy. Like callgirls don’t need to be underage.

#11

Can you characterize the effects on libido, erection, and ejaculation of the different drugs you’ve tried? For instance, I heard that viagra makes it easier to get an erection but harder to ejaculate (in some instances).

Are the drugs you’ve tested unreleased drugs or the existing big 3 (viagra, cialis, levitra)?

J.

#12

Have you ever ventured over to the hormone studies? How do they compare?

What sort of in the doctor’s office activities have you had to complete?

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#My addition to the thread:
#I did a vasectomy study that completely removed any stigma of discussion on the entire topic of my male organs and their functioning. So I can understand your comfortability and even comedy in discussing your own.

#13

How much money we talkin’?

#14

:eek: No kidding, my first thought was “Do you at least wash first?”

#15

I think if we knew what an Ulf was, being unwashed would be the least of our concerns.

#16

Can I fake having ED in order to ride this gravy train with you?

Wait, that came out wrong. No! That’s not what I meant either!
Ok, srsly. How much money we talking? And how invasive are these exams? And what causes of ED are they suspecting?

#17

if you had an erection for 4 or more hours, then how long duration? how did it seem? what did you do?

#18

So the guy sees an ad: FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS TO MATE WITH APE!

He goes in and says, sign me up, but I have three conditions:

First, my wife must never know,

Second any children must be raised Catholic, and

Three, I’ll have to pay in installments…

#19

So you get paid to take drugs for and have sex with “ED”.

What does Mrs Zotti think about this?

#20

Do you ever have a hard time filling out the survey?