Ask the guy who uses answers using other "ask the" threads

Camels are good - with the humps. But elephants are also good - with the long nose.

Which one’s better - camels or elephants? I can’t decide

What do you have against these two threads?
Seriously. That’s my question.

-D/a

What answer was never given in any ‘ask the’-thread?

Alas, there were no Ask the Simpsons Character threads. So, instead, let’s ask the Jewish settler:

There you go. Chryslers are OK, so long as they’re bulletproof.

For my money, they’re both better. But you’re not asking my opinion. And I have no money to give you. And even if I had money, I wouldn’t give it to you. Which I guess is basically the same thing. So instead, let’s ask the guy who spent a week surviving in the desert with no food:

True fact* sheep are a known cousin to camels. So I think we can count them as winners in this debate.

*facts have a margin of error of +/- one species.

Well, I could say that it wouldn’t be fair, two threads against one, to start quoting the masons. Or I could say that this isn’t a debate thread where I pull in and quote every relevant person to answer. But instead, I think I’ll just say that I’ve learned my “find” capability on this computer has a very limiting factor where it only looks from the start of words and I missed the freemasons completely. Oh well.

A trickster. A Loki. A Sphinxy Riddler. Well, let’s just ask the [blank], blank being defined as every “ask the” thread, therefore included in it is the “Ask the question whose answer was never given in any ‘ask the’-thread” So what answer was that?

You’re welcome.

Let’s try a question which comes back every few months. Can you provide a definitive answer for “Why don’t girls like ‘nice guys’?”

Who is this **Enderw24 **guy?

I want to reduce my plastic waste. I currently use disposable razors. I’d like to switch to disposable blades on a standard razor. I’d like one that is small-sish so I’m not pulling a tractor across my skin, and I’d prefer to be able to control the angle it is at, instead of it rotating on a random pivot.

What color razor should I get?

And while we’re at it, what brand?
-D/a

Where did the giraffe get the hovercraft, anyway, and why is the color orange currently circulating that petition?