What’s the problem here? You’ve done a cost-benefit analysis and determined that the amount of trouble you will have if you stay will be 200% of the amount you will have if you go. Therefore, you should clearly go.
Jeez.
Is she really going out with him?
Uh, duh.
To the contrary, he’s only telling us about the ‘cost’ side of the analysis. I assume he’s asking what the ‘benefits’ of staying might be so that he can then do said Analysis and make a decision.
Also, he’s only told us relative costs. If his ‘go trouble’ is going to be 0.01TroubleUnits then doubling that is not so much trouble.
EEEEEEeeeeeeyaaaaah! Fuckfuckfuckfuck…[CRASH!] goddamfuckshitChristalmightythathurts…motherFUCK, that hurts!..
Are you ok?
100lb wet, 12 of them in bulging belly, wears a waist-at-boobs dress with a motif of pastel bows and elephants, complains about swollen feet and hurting back…
“oh my, are you pregnant?”
(no, woman, it’s a 9-month hernia)
Not really a question, just a really obvious statement of fact:-
When you’re in love with a beautiful woman, it’s hard :eek:
Am I ever gonna see your face again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFVlLfDxeA (link broken - NSFW)
Looks at clock sees it’s 12 noon.
“Heavens, is that the time?”
Stumbles into pub piss wet through
“Oh, is it raining?”
No you dumb fuck, I’ve just been for a dip in the canal
That’s 100 percent, not 200 percent.
Not quite a question, but there is some stupid pop song that just drives me nuts. The guy sings, “I don’t know why/I can’t keep my eyes off of you”. Uh, probably cause you wanna taste her sweetmeats, buddy. Yeah, erections can be so confusing!
Most of the obvious questions seem to come from my kids.
Q: “Are we there yet?”
A: “We passed it 30 minutes ago. I just decided that I didn’t want to stop.”
Q: “Can we go now?”
A: “Sure, you go tell Grandma that you’re bored and don’t want to stay for the rest of her mother’s funeral. I’m sure she’ll be fine with that.”
Q: “Are you sleeping?”
A: “Nope. I was just laying in this dark bedroom with my eyes closed and thinking just how wonderful it would be if a child would pry my eyelids open. Thank you!”
After stepping in something smushy, and warm.
“Is that what I think it is?”
No, you just found the cake I baked for dinner.
It’s pretty rare when someone asks, “What are you doing?” when it isn’t painfully obvious what I’m doing.
How many percent of 2 is 4?
“Can I ask you a question”… sigh…
Thank you…I was very much having a “is it him or is it me?” moment there…
I think Marley was confusing percent increase with percent of. 4 is, indeed, a 100% increase over 2.
Does my butt look fat in these pants?
“Do these jeans make my ass look big?”
“You’re home?” as they meet me at the door.
“No, this is a premonition- I’ll be home later.”