Ask the guy with all the answers

An average of 23 inches and a quarter.

Because it is your life’s calling. Will you answer it or let it slip?

Five. No more, no less. Five shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be five. Six shalt thou not count, neither count thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to Five. Seven is right out. Once the number five, being the fifth number, be reached, then counted are thy beans and thy shall stoppest counting them.

Pure coincidence. If it wasn’t for a tiny mutation there when you were a few hours old, you’d have this HUGE nose and tiny beady eyes. That’s the way I still think of you. Good old big-nosed, beady-eyed chowder.

We both know your todger hardly reaches 3 inches slack. And yes, it will grow longer in your old age but it will remain slack at that point.

Up to 65,004 snakes depending on cargo capacity.

How did you get soooo smart?

i eat the raw brains of my fallen adversaries. I suggest you try it but make sure they’re vegans or , at least, that they eat organic food only. You don’t want to catch any prions.

I do not understand this thread

Do these pants make my butt look big?

That is not a question.

Absolutely! They make it look round and cushy. Yum yum!

What is my question?

Ah Ha!! Gotcha!!

A piece of string is twice as long as half of it.

You got the rest right apart from the todger one, I am 9" slack :wink:

You question is: (And i quote)

You got the rest right apart from the todger one, I am 9" slack :wink:
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You did not “getme” . I never claimed to know EVERYTHING, including movie quotes, proverbs and other bits of trivia. I have only claimed I knew all the ANSWERS. I am, therefore, “Ungot” by you, sir.

As for your 9" slack todger fantasies, I find them endearing but a bit embarassing.

Good day, sir Chowder.

In that case, what are ALL the answers to, uhm, say, this question? Go on.

Regardless of who shot first, Greedo is dead.

I cannot give you ALL the answers for there are obviously too many. Here are a few of them to get you started:

-Why you little!..
-Two pences and a gram of sugar.
-The cow says what?
-Indeed
-nsmasta likes to watch gay porn.

What do I have in my pocket?

You have all those answers. Are they indexed for easy retrieval?

You missed out the words “and permanently, Viagra notwithstanding,”

Everything from electrons to galaxies spin. Does the entire universe spin?

Ah, yet another question that has no other goal than to test my abilities. You know full well what’s in your pocket. Why do you waste my time so?

From now on, there will be a fee. All those asking me questions whose answers you already have, listen up:

You will have to ask said questions in a 5 ballad stanza format if you want me to answer.

If you’re wondering why I have set this weird condition, you’re free to ask :smiley: