Not at all. Some of them require research and though. Some require imagination and luck. Some require thinking and inventing. Some, finally, require humor and knowledge.
All of them are generated on the fly.
Tip of the day:monday night: to the club, tuesday night: to the club, wednesday night: what a headache! But I went…to the club, thursday night: to the club, friday night: didn’t wanna go but my friend michelle called me on the phone and so I went to the club, saturday night: to the club, sunday night: to the club.
Good question. One could think of the universe as this huge sphere made of 99+% void and less 1% stars, planets, etc. Like a beach ball that has been expanding since the big bang.
But then, what’s outside that ball? What is it contained in? If it’s a ball, then it has a a certain shape beyond which there is no no more universe. What, then, do we call that “place” ? The beyond comes to mind…but I digress. The universe would, by definition, encompass that beyond so this whole thing is moot.
The final answer, then, is that the universe does not and cannot spin. By definition.
The lady you saw me with was my cousin by alliance, Mary Taffet-Hembridge. Her cousin Albert married my older sister Ubunti . They’re here visiting their Key Largo estates and Ubu asked me to show them around. Mary is the only one my age so we kindof started hanging out now. She’s pretty cool except for that horrible perfume she likes to wear. It makes me a bit nauseous. In any case, there is nothing at all between us. Ab-so-lu-te-ly nothing. I’d like that to be clear.
Gozu,
Must one in good conscience write off a cute, friendly guy who has a girlfriend? What if he almost never talks about her, has referred to her as “my current girlfriend,” and didn’t bother to introduce her to anyone when she showed up at a gathering held for a mutual (to him and I, not him and her) friend?
Those walking in the darkness always
Do you hear the long trip on their shoes?
Silence remains, so the mothman says
Mothman, O mothman give us your blues!
Such is the poem your question inspired me to write.
As far as your answer: The damned and their damnations are the ones walking through the shadows of your mind.
Well then, let’s consider the possibilities. Let’s call the cute, friendly guy Jaffar and let’s call his girlfiend Rumuration:
1- **Jaffar loves Rumuration and you’re just seeing signs and hints where there are none. Jaffar may simply lack tact and social manners. **
2-** Jaffar doesn’t love Rumuration. You saw the signs and interpreted them correctly.
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3- **Rumuration is really a honduran spy who’s kidnapped Jaffar wife and children and is using him as a cover to infiltrate Area 51. Jaffar feels nothing but hatred for her and ignores her as much as possible, thinking only of his lovely wife Raymonde and his 5 children : Remy, Edward, Jennifer, Laura and newborn baby Ursula.
Every day, he remembers that when his wife was kidnapped, 11 months ago,they only had 4 children. Ursula’s not his. The implication is painful to him but what is he to do? If he doesn’t do what Rumuration wants, he has no doubt that his family will suffer as a result.
Jaffar lives in a state of quiet despair because he also knows that whenever Rumuration stops needing him, he and his family will be disposed of. Every night, he lies awake trying to come up with a plan and every night he fails. He would like to go insane or maybe kill himself but he would also be signing the death warrant of Raymonde and the kids.
You don’t know any of this because because you were probably brainwashed somehow into remembering a different past.**
Granted, this is not as likely as options 1 and 2.
But back to your question! Must you write him off? Well, of course not. You only write people off when they’re dead. Or maybe when they lose all their limbs. Assuming Jaffar still has all his limbs, (all FOUR of them you dirty-minded person), you oughtn’t write him off. Unless you’re really scared of the honduran secret service.
No, the real question here is: What is your best course of action?
And if you ask me that, I’ll gladly answer.
Tip of the day:A lot of fuss is made about ancient chinese proverbs. But why rely on the advice of some long-dead, progress-challenged geezer you’ve never met? You are much better off seeking the nearest asian-looking person and asking for advice.
Good question. I always felt like I had all the answers. I never trusted myself on it though. People around me kept putting me down and saying that “I was crazy”, that people “do not eat their enemies brains” and that “just because I talk after someone asks a question does not mean I actually answered the question”.
Anyways, long story short, I ate their brains and now I can finally express myself without being repressed all the time. The first thing I did was start this thread
Yes, there is a movie named “Gokudô kyôfu dai-gekijô: Gozu” commonly abbreviated to Gozu which means cowhead (in this case, a cow-headed demon).
It does not have any relevance to my username. I’ve had this username since 1995, much before the creation of the movie. I’m named after him.
Tip of the day: Sometimes, life’s a bitch. It is a good idea to aquire a “life’s a bitch” preparedness kit. Buy some french bread, a newspaper, some DOT3 braking fluid and 20 lbs of cat food. Store everything in a cool, dry place. When life becomes a bitch, throw away the moldy french bread, the outdated newspaper, use or give the DOT3 fluid to someone who has a car and tell yourself that life may be a bitch, but at least you don’t have to eat the cat food.
Well. Quite clearly, the author of the website, Gene Ray, is a loon of the first order. He even outclasses Alex Chiu who is quite a formidable contender. Gene’s timecube theories are ludicrous, completely unsubstantiated, and too incoherent to be scientifically tested and debunked. In a nutshell, the timecube theory is pure garbage.
Now, if you truly want to expand your knowledge. I would recommend you avoid all those crazy crackpot theories that anally violate and murder logic and reason and focus on solid science.
I sent my resume to a company where I know a bunch of people, including the woman doing the hiring. A friend/colleague also knows people there, and he put in a good word for me. Everyone there knows I’m applying for the job and was very encouraging about it. But here’s my question: I sent the resume last Wednesday night and haven’t heard one word from anyone. Should I be worried? Should I call or send a follow up email? What the hell is going on there, anyway?
Oh, and I have a big ol’ crush on that friend/colleague mentioned above, but we’re both married. Is that wrong?
I think you are getting sidetracked here. Worrying is useless and calling or emailing might annoy the person doing the hiring as you well know.
What you should do is go in there tomorrow morning and start “working”. Act natural, smile a lot and just wander around, have some coffee. Whenever you have the opportunity, install hardware keyloggers and trojans on their machines. If you’re a bit more serious about this. Place a few incendiary devices in key locations (copy room, supply closets, hiring lady’s desk). If you end up being hired, great. If not, destroy the company. They really should’ve gotten back to you sooner…
Oh, and I have a big ol’ crush on that friend/colleague mentioned above, but we’re both married. Is that wrong?
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Of course not. Having crushes is natural. So is acting on them. What’s wrong is getting caught. Getting caught causes a lot of pain to the people involved (especially those cheated on and their children). So, go for it, just make sure you don’t get caught.
