Ask The Magic 8-Ball

Getting kinda silly, huh?

::shakes 8-ball::

“DEFINITELY YES”

Will this scathing satire spell the end to this rather annoying thread trend?

“NO…AND IF YOU DON’T STOP MASTURBATING, YOUR TENNIS ELBOW WILL NEVER GO AWAY.”

Sorry. I thought this was the “Ask the magic talking scale” thread.

Ah. The 8-ball has spoken.

Never have I missed Wally more.

Is anything more annoying than scathing satire?
Peace,
mangeorge

Answer cloudy, ask again.

Didn’t I once post on a thread called “Ask the white, male, upper middle class, somewhat conservative, taxpayer”?

Are you, in any way, related to Happy Fun Ball?

[Moderator Hat: ON]

Off to MPSIMS. Sorry, guys.


David B, SDMB Great Debates Moderator

[Moderator Hat: Handed Off to Eut & Unc]

2sense:

Isn’t satire more biting when it’s directed at yourself as well?

::Shakes 8-ball::

“Ask again later.”

Yes! Whether the satirist realizes it or not.

Did I neglect to mention that I found this thread hilarious?

2sense:

Fine! Attack my honor will You? You don’t think I know what kind of fool I am?

Let me tell you something buddy. I KNOW what kind of fool I am, and that’s not the kind you think.

I challenge you to settle this by Roshambo

I regret that I must decline your challenge. You see, I have decided to start 1 of my own “Ask the” thread.

“Thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I
fall into Charybdis, your mother”
–Merchant of Venice, Act 3, scene v

(I gave some thought to starting my own “Ask the Shakespearean Smartass” thread, but thought better of it.)