Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Oh you dirty, dirty ghirl. Uvulas are my weakness.

Please, please calibrate my voltimeter (if you catch my drift.)

62

That was tough, but it’s now calibrated. You owe me.

Lick my navel.

63

Squeeze my macaroni.
Slop your face with my baloney.

64

[Homer] Holy Macaroni! [/Homer]

Now toe my party line.