Holy moly. That is one funny question. Although, in reality god could just use his heat-ray eyes to warm the burrito.
I haven’t found a way to work the buritto question into casual conversation yet, so you’ll have to wait. But…
I asked Jim, the network engineer in the office next to me, how many armpit hairs he has. He offered to let me count, but after some deliberation we decided it would be too difficult to determine where armpit hair ends and chest hair begins. He’s really friggin’ hairy. :: shudder ::
I’m starting to wonder if this was such a good idea after all.
Are you kidding?[sup]*[/sup] This is the best Ask-The tread yet!
*This is not a question directed to your co-workers. Thank you for understanding.
Please ask a co-worker what you have against Hairy IT guys named Jim?
Jim Sr. Programmer/Analyst
What would you really do for a Klondike bar?
Dear Winston’s Coworkers:
Has he shown you the thread that will forever be linked to Hal Briston? Has it given you any ideas? 
Goodness. Are you propositioning me?
Ahem.
Well, I finally broke down, since the suspense was killing me, and I asked Steve. His answer: “No.”
This has been nagging at me, since I was not entirely satisfied with the lunch lady’s answer. So I asked Michael, the guy who’s office is on the other side of the guy next to me. I’m not sure what he does around here, but he claims to know C++. His response can be described as annoyed befuddlement. He indicated it sounds like a b.s. question. Was I set up, here?
I’ll do ya one better. (look down)
I can’t answer that until you ask a coworker the question. 
I’m an idiot. Look down now.
All right. Steve’s game, but he made me agree to walk, bathe, and feed his dogs afterwards. He’s got darts on Thursdays, and as long as I’m out of there by midnight, he really doesn’t care.
OK, fair enough. I asked Mr. Wanna, and he said, “Not just no…”
Sorry. But you could still go to “Steve’s” and have some fun…with his doggies. Ask him what kind they are.
It’s just as well. I don’t think SmithWife would go for it either.
I asked Steve what kind of dogs he’s got. He said “the big, hairy kind.” F’n smart-ass. I think he’s on to me.
Next Question but vaguely related:
Do you suppose Cousin It would have fit in to an IT department?
Jim [sub]wow even if only briefly I am finally the source of a Sig[/sub]
What’s a blutterfairlie?
When is remote access for SAN gonna be deployed? Do you know how many people are itching to get access to the Port-o-SAN?
Umm…she isn’t 16, is she?
Sorry, it’s a reference to this problem my friend posed on a message board for math geeks. The question was, how many consecutive integers can you express using only up to five fives and mathematical notation? For a few weeks, every time I saw my friend, I’d ask him how many numbers he could get from five. The math geeks on the board got up to 777 before they hit a brick wall. My friend is a C++ programmer, but he does math problems “for fun” in his downtime.