Just a week or two, tops. I know you don’t really know me, but I’ve been posting here for a while now so I’m not exactly a stranger.
How 'bout it? (the couch would be fine)
No way.
Sure, but you’re going to have to bring beer and hookers.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Sure, but you’re going to have to bring beer and hookers.
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Heh. I prefer blow and hookers, YMMV.
[QUOTE=Litoris]
Heh. I prefer blow and hookers, YMMV.
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I don’t think this is going to work out, then.
[QUOTE=scout1222]
No way.
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Wow. How can you be so sure? You don’t even know me!
[QUOTE=tdn]
Sure, but you’re going to have to bring beer and hookers.
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Do dead hookers in the trunk count?
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Do dead hookers in the trunk count?
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On a 3-1 ratio. Better have a big trunk.
Sure, I’ve been looking for a way to cut back on masturbating. You might have to sponge off the couch first though.
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Just a week or two, tops. I know you don’t really know me, but I’ve been posting here for a while now so I’m not exactly a stranger.
How 'bout it? (the couch would be fine)
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You look pretty harmless. Based on preliminary information and if it weren’t for the fact that we have a roommate I’d probably let you stay a week, tops. If I were actually considering it I’d scrutinize you harder than a one minute glance at previous posts. I’d feel better about it if we had had off-board communication in the past via email or IM.
How do you feel about dogs?
Is this for cereal (serious.)?
I’d have to ask my apartment-mates, but I’m sure between me and tdn that we could work something out.
I have no couch. Are you willing to sleep on the floor.
I don’t allow cooking of meat, any type of smoking, drinking or sex at my place.
If you agree to all that, fine
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
I have no couch. Are you willing to sleep on the floor.
I don’t allow cooking of meat, any type of smoking, drinking or sex at my place.
If you agree to all that, fine
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Holy shit, you live in Hell? I never knew that.
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
How do you feel about dogs?
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I have nothing against them, as a species, though I do prefer the kind that don’t bite me.
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Holy shit, you live in Hell? I never knew that.
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Awesome response
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
I don’t allow cooking of meat, any type of smoking, drinking or sex at my place.
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You sound like a hell of a fun date.
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
I have no couch. Are you willing to sleep on the floor.
I don’t allow cooking of meat, any type of smoking, drinking or sex at my place.
If you agree to all that, fine
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I’d be totally cool with that.
[QUOTE=Kalypso]
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You look pretty harmless. Based on preliminary information and if it weren’t for the fact that we have a roommate I’d probably let you stay a week, tops. If I were actually considering it I’d scrutinize you harder than a one minute glance at previous posts. I’d feel better about it if we had had off-board communication in the past via email or IM.
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I’m safer than Craigslist.
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
I’m safer than Craigslist.
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Is that a recommendation? Or are you just saying that you’re safer than an axe-wielding homicidal maniac?