Could I crash at your place for a while?

Just a week or two, tops. I know you don’t really know me, but I’ve been posting here for a while now so I’m not exactly a stranger.

How 'bout it? (the couch would be fine)

No way.

Sure, but you’re going to have to bring beer and hookers.

Heh. I prefer blow and hookers, YMMV.

I don’t think this is going to work out, then.

Wow. How can you be so sure? You don’t even know me!

Do dead hookers in the trunk count?

On a 3-1 ratio. Better have a big trunk.

Sure, I’ve been looking for a way to cut back on masturbating. You might have to sponge off the couch first though.

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You look pretty harmless. Based on preliminary information and if it weren’t for the fact that we have a roommate I’d probably let you stay a week, tops. If I were actually considering it I’d scrutinize you harder than a one minute glance at previous posts. I’d feel better about it if we had had off-board communication in the past via email or IM.

How do you feel about dogs?

Is this for cereal (serious.)?

I’d have to ask my apartment-mates, but I’m sure between me and tdn that we could work something out.

I have no couch. Are you willing to sleep on the floor.

I don’t allow cooking of meat, any type of smoking, drinking or sex at my place.

If you agree to all that, fine

Holy shit, you live in Hell? I never knew that.

I have nothing against them, as a species, though I do prefer the kind that don’t bite me.


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You sound like a hell of a fun date.

I’d be totally cool with that.

I’m safer than Craigslist.

Is that a recommendation? Or are you just saying that you’re safer than an axe-wielding homicidal maniac?

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