Ass Don't Smell?

But your ass doesn’t smell.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

Aerosol
Arsehole
Arsenio
Arsenal
Arsenault

Exactly.

Pee Be Gone?

I would invest in Ass Don’t Smell, Inc. if it existed. Mr. Amanita could use a case of it.

Like butterscotch.

butt or scotch.

Oh man, what is this from? I know I just saw it this past weekend…

They called her Butterface.

Her body was fantastic, but her face…

“butterscotch/butt or scotch” was in that SNL Gary Busey DirecTV commercial spoof.

[Dave Attell]It always smells lemons and ass. And nothing beats ass.[/Dave Attell]

Bye bye.