Look dude, with these sort of questions, don’t push me. 'Cus I’m close to the edge. I’m trying not to lose my head!
This would obviously vary from cookie to cookie. This may give you some incite. (Or this)
Alas, Uncle Cecil has beat me to it.
Human babies? From a woman’s vagina, usually.
Probably not. She’s using your son to get closer to you. 
Another appendage, maybe? Or another head! (Ooooo!)
Dear Kwijibo,
Mr. Green wakes up, gets dressed, kisses his wife Esther good bye and heads for the train station in the town he lives in which is called Rockville.
Mr. Green is going to catch the train to Syracuse where he will meet up with his other wife Shelly.
Mr. Green is a bigamist.
While waiting for the train, Mr. Green strikes up a conversation with Miss Blue.
Miss Blue informs Mr. Green that she offers a variety of services, including Greek, although that costs $60 extra.
Mr. Green informs Miss Blue that he would like to partake of her services, including Greek because neither of his wives offer him that input.
Mr. Green and Miss Blue decide to get a sleeper car together.
They do not sleep.
Upon arriving in Syracuse, Mr. Green getsMmiss Blue’s number and they agree to share a sleeper car when Mr. Green returns to Rockville later in the week.
However Mr. green is dismayed to find that Shelley has left him a Dear John letter in which she informs him that she has run off with a woman named Esther who lives in Rockville.
Where does this leave Mr. Green?
Anal sex, whats the appeal?
Is a cigar sometimes nothing more then a cigar?
What **doesn’t ** make the Baby Jesus cry?
Who’s going to come out with plaid paint first, Benajmin Moore or Krylone?
Is it a floor wax or a dessert topping?
Joe Piscapo–what went wrong?
Britney Spears or Jennifer Lopez?
What WOULD Jesus do?
Screwed in Syracuse.
Try it. You’ll see. 
Only when inserted into a vagina.
Smiting heathens.
Krylone. I like his style.
It’s multifunctional! It can be used as toothpaste too!
He started acting.
Both! At the same time!
Probably have a heart attack.
What should my next tattoo be?
What should I get my guy for Xmas?
A “Slipery When Wet” sign on your inner thigh.
Well, if he is anything like me, then get him something for the computer. (A game perhaps.)
If that isn’t the case, ya can’t go wrong with clothes.
::tries to imagine Kwyjibo telling a rival “I SMUGGLE CUBANS INTO THIS COUNTRY BY JAMMING THEM UP YOUR MOTHER’S UTERUS. NO, NOT THE CIGARS… REAL LIVE CUBANS!!!” ::
::head explodes::
Dear Kwijibo,
Douche or Enema: Which tastes better?
What, me worry?
Cecil Adams is the pen name of Ed Zotti, true?
Is there a Santa Claus?
Is it just me or are you made to feel strange/weird if you don’t have a significant other to spend holidays, national and othersie with?
Are the rumors about a big-screen, ie: movie adaptation of Gilligan’s Island true?:eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
If I may interject,
Give birth to the second child of two Dopers who met on the SDMB.
Robin
Kwijy,
I am worried about my boobies, I mean, are they the right size, shape, weight?
Do they wobble correctly, or do I need to work on the bounce a bit more?
Are my nipples big enough? perky enough? Should I hang tassles from them or is that just tacky?
I wonder if you’d mind taking a look for me…
Also, Hardy and I have been experimenting with grapes and clevages, are we wrong to do this, do we need a third party to take notes?
Dear Kwijibo,
Why don’t women get skid marks on their G-strings, this seems to defy the laws of physics?
Dear Kwijibo,
How did Mr. Cynical rope/trick/blackmail you into doing this answer thread?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck woucld chuck wood?
Is it really that bad to eat frosting directly out of the can? Even if I use a spoon and not my hands?
Dear Kwyjibo
When will I break 1000 posts? Will it be doing something totally inane?