For the edification of the masses, since the sock-puppetry seems to be running rampant, I only post as Mr. Cynical
I am not any of the following posters:
Cynical1
MrC
Synikal
Not that they have sullied my good name, I just wanted to make sure all of you folks knew this.
Thank you for your support.
Brian
There can only be one real Mr. Cynical. smooches
I’m also not
Cynical1
MrC
Synikal
I am, however,
Falcon
valerieblaise
Mullinator
Thank you.
Damn! Flypside beat me to it!
Mr. Cynical, I’d admonish you to watch what you say, or they’ll be calling you a radical, a liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal.
Mr. Cynical,
What are you? Some kind of radical? Maybe a liberal? Or just a fanatical criminal?
(sorry just couldn’t past that one up 
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Mr. Cynical…Mr. Cynical…hmmm. Can’t seem to place him…Oh yeah! You’re that one guy!
Assorted people I am not:
Sirhan Sirhan
Art Bell
“Baby Doc” Duvalier
Professor Moriarty
Assorted people I am:
Elizabeth Bennett
Laura Croft
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Myrna Loy
Dang it Flypsyde, does this mean I am not a real human being? All this time I was you and I never knew it? That is a real bummer man. My wife is gonna be hacked off.
I am no Jack Kennedy.
manhattan sez:
Thanks, manny. Do you know how long that song’s been stuck in my head now?
And for the record, I am also not:
Richard Nixon
Morty Feldman
Geena Davis
I could be considered to be:
Abe Vigoda
Emeril Lagasse
Andy Richter
I am not now, nor have I ever been:
Andy Gibb
Charlemagne
Travis McGee
However, I am or have been at one time:
Ernest Borgnine
Audie Murphy
James Worthy
But then, I make no secret of this.
Wow! Small world; I’ve actually been Travis McGee on more than one occasion.
None of you are me, are you?
Around here? I don’t think anybody here is who they think they are. I think we are all just figments of some greated beings imagination, maybe Cecil’s who knows? I certantly dont feel like me.
I was awfully confoosed there for a moment. 
And for the record, please don’t ever mistake me for:
Cindy Crawford (blech)
Tim Allen
Flipper
Though I have occasionally been:
WallyM7
purplebear (who wouldn’t want to be?)
E.T.
Thank you for allowing me to set the record straight.
I am not:
Mark Serlin
Sentinel
A crook
I may have been:
Fat
Drunk
Stupid
(You know, it’s getting to the point that you aren’t really anyone until you’ve had a troll try to fake your identity)
I am not:
Flypinator
WallyMsyde
MulliN7
I am:
Ready
Willing
Able
I am ** WOMAN ** , did you hear me roar ?