Male
September 13, 1987
Oakland, CA
5:25 AM
Thanks LifeOnWry
I’ll bite, too. Thanks, [Wry.
August 14th, 1961
Saginaw, Michigan
Female
StG
OK, all - hold up adding dates for a bit. Let me get caught up - give me about half an hour (5:45 CST).
I don’t know about being a crusader – but dependable and bossy? Check and check!
Thanks for doing this, LifeOnWry
From your practically-perfect astrological twin,
twickster
When you get the chance LifeOnWry…
Female
Jan.17,1965
6:17 A.M
Boston, MA
Thanks 
Wry, anytime you want to quit, say the word.
I tried to get some other readers in here, maybe they only Dope at work, not on weekends…
Or, just do a few at a time. No reason to spend all your Dope time on my idea.
It’s loads of fun, though… Thanks!
kiz - 11/12/60:
Critical, nervous, sharp-tongued and competitive - also charismatic, good-looking and seductive. Would probably be a good leader for a religious cult. May be prone to addictions of all kinds.
Bren_Cameron - I need clarification on your birthdate - is it March 2, or February 3?
BadBaby - 5/21/72:
Bright, protective person. Someone who loves a challenge. People probably look at you and wonder why you have all the good luck all the time, but you make your own luck more often than not. (I’m reading you primarily as a Taurus, but being on the cusp, you’re more energetic and less stubborn than other Taureans.)
Cosmopolitan - 1/17/79:
A very driven person, very independent and very much in favor of the underdog in almost any situation. However, you are not selfish or critical, which is why people love you in spite of the fact that you always seem to be the “boss of them.” Only medical things, I think, would be bone related, and probably injury rather than disease.
SilkyThreat - 7/25/60:
Elegant, original and fair-minded - the kind of person who would want to be a lawyer to be able to right the wrongs, rather than for the money. Probably a flair for writing. And likely your own worst critic. No medical stuff out of the ordinary.
universe.zip - 6/20/77:
This is a very emotional person - not only your own emotions, but very tuned in to others’ emotions, too. Possibly a little too interfering there - maybe someone who likes to play matchmaker. Likely to be physically lazy and a picky eater, and unusually good-looking. Insomnia may be a big issue.
XWalrus2 - 9/13/87
This is the person least likely to ask for a horoscope. This is a practical person with very little patience for time-wasting and “maybes”. You just want an answer, preferably in triplicate and double-spaced. Also someone who hates change and surprises. Diabetes is a risk.
StGermain - 8/14/61:
(To show how good a “psychic” I am, I will tell you that I am astonished to find out StG is a girl. I don’t know why, I just thought you were male.) A born leader and an honest person with a very good sense of humor, but not someone you’d say works and plays well with others for all that. Too bossy to be part of the “gang” and more often admired than befriended. This is also someone who can hold a grudge a long time. Watch for heart trouble.
OK, I think I am caught up now.
March 2, sorry!
I wanna play too!
Female
January 22, 1980
8:43 a.m.
Concord, NC
::literally laughing out loud!::
You pretty much have me down to a tee, LifeOnWry. (Btw…love your screenname!)
I dunno about elegant, but I try! It’s very odd you mentioned the lawyer thing; I am not one, but have always said that I would love to be one, and be the kind that could “fix things” for people that can’t afford lawyers. That really amazed me you saw that.
I also went to Alabama School of Fine Arts…majored in Creative Writing.
Very good! Thank you very much!
Bren_Cameron 3/2/66:
You’re sharing and sincere, but you tend to be suspicious that people are making fun of you. Possibly claustrophobic. Likely a workaholic, too, or at the very least someone who insists on seeing something all the way through. No major medical red flags.
Witch - 1/17/65:
You’re independent, but with a tendency to manipulate people - not maliciously, but you generally get what you want out of a situation. You like to be the star of the show, but you are gracious to those who assist you. Bewareof addictive tendencies, and (like Cosmopolitan, who shares this day) broken bones.
SpazCat - 1/22/80:
You are a whirlwind, and probably very verbal (i.e. motormouth). Patience is a problem here. Probably a good cook, if you can stand still long enough. You like to argue with people just for the fun of a good fight, but you’re never deliberately hurtful. Only medical thingie is a tendency to depression.
(Numbered according to sentences)
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Mmmm…sometimes.
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Yep, most definitely.
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Oh yeah.
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Not really. I don’t like arguments or debates as I tend to get too emotionally involved. But yes to the “never deliberately hurtful.”
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snort guffaw Actually depression is the only thing I can get myself out of medically.
Thanks, LifeOnWry! Très interesting!
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*Originally posted by LifeOnWry *
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vivalostwages - 9/9/65:
You are open-minded and have a very dry sense of humor. Probably like listening to gossip, although you prefer to KNOW a secret than to SPREAD it. You love to be in charge of things. You’re probably very good at technical things. Watch your tummy - that’s where you’re likely to have medical problems.
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Most definitely correct on the first two; absolutely dead-on about the second (maybe that’s why people tell me so much stuff in confidence); I have to organize things because I can’t rely on most others to do it right 
; why, yes, I can indeed program electronic stuff and even put together furniture. Oh dear, the abdomen–I am working on it!
Here we go:
In case you want to use them, we’ll use the same place and time for all four.
11:16 pm. Santa Monica, California, USA.
Dec. 23rd, 1963
Jan. 4th, 1964
Jun. 30th, 1967
Jul. 9th, 1967
Good luck!
Haj
Oh my, I’d love to get a quick reading, but would hate to burden you, LifeOnWry. Would you mind terribly if I snuck in one more?
5/20/1980
11:55 AM
Ozark, AL
Thanks!
OK, we’ll start at the top:
December 23, 1963: This person is a pleasant, easy-to-get-along-with person, very comfort-oriented (look for extra cushy pillows in this person’s bed, and expect him to want to sleep late on them.) Would prefer that others handle mundane details like balancing the checkbook so he has time to conquer the world. This is not a tactful person, but he is not deliberately hurtful - he’s just a little quick to blurt out the ugly truth. In work, this is a person who struggles all the time, even if what he’s doing comes easy to him - he works like he’s one step away from unemployment. This connects strongly to his desire to “conquer the world.” In love, this person is the grand gesture type. Back problems and tooth problems are indicated. There’s a risk of being overbearing.
January 4, 1964:
This is a problem solver - technical mind and fairly handy with tools (at least compared to other Capricorns). Organized and probably tidy. NOT good at taking orders - if it’s a good idea, it was probably his idea in the first place. Likely a collector of gadgets. Not a fan of small talk or idle gossip, and not terribly patient. Given to panicking easily. Medical issues are likely stress-related, and this person will stress fairly easily. In love, this is a dominant person who does not take kindly to lavish shows of emotion (but gifts are good.) In work, this person is probably either self-employed, or department head.
June 30, 1967:
This is kind of a fun one. He’ll grow up to be every kid’s favorite Grampa. He looks boring, but he’s the one who will pull a quarter out of your ear. He’s responsible, but only until he gets what he wants - then he’ll quit and go onto some other scheme. His hobby, rather than his work, will bring him the most pleasure. Very sharp about money and fast ways to make it. He tends to moodiness and self-doubt, but not in public. Stress-eating is likely. In love, he’s charming and a little goofy. Biggest problem is that he has a tendency to view others with suspicion, but once you’ve passed his “friend test” you’re OK in his book forever.
July 9, 1967:
This is a very imaginative person who probably reads mystery novels or watches “Tales of the Unexplained.” Open minded and curious about everything. Will react to criticism by becoming withdrawn and depressed. He is easily discouraged from one thing, but will instantly turn around and get fascinated with something else. This is a person likely to try all kinds of new things, up to and including weird diets and bizarre sports like mountain climbing. Is probably accident-prone.
Incidentally, I was chuckling over your comment that this site is all about eradicating ignorance. True, it serves that purpose, but when you have threads like “Cartoon characters you’d like to sleep with” you have to take the …uh… less erudite with the rest.
So - how’d I do?
Cool! Fairly spot-on, as well…Wow… Thanks so much, LifeOnWry!
BadBaby - 5/21/72:
Bright, protective person. Someone who loves a challenge. People probably look at you and wonder why you have all the good luck all the time, but you make your own luck more often than not. (I’m reading you primarily as a Taurus, but being on the cusp, you’re more energetic and less stubborn than other Taureans.)
Infamous for my protectiveness, and why bother doing stuff if it isn’t a challenge, I always say. I’m going to contemplate that good luck thing, maybe I’m not only seeing the glass as half empty, but not noticing it’s a pretty glass in the bargain. And stubborn? Moi?! Okay, you caught me; but I’m much better these days, honest.
Thanks Wry, this is fun!
BadBaby - I think you read these books too - because the line “why bother doing stuff if it’s not a challenge?” is a DIRECT QUOTE from one of the books I used to “divine” your personality.
LifeOnWry - I think much of what you say is probably true. I am definitely female (Maybe I shouldn’t’ve given you that bit of info, eh? ;)). Do you get the masculine opinion because of my name, I wonder? I often feel more kinship with male traits than “feminine”. I’m not particularly emotional. I As far as being admired - you’d have to ask the people that know me, I think. I am honest, and honourable, I believe. I do what I think is right and am not easily led.
StG