Sorry, Abby, but
You have dishonored my school,
And must be destroyed.
I challenge you to
A duel someplace very high up,
Above hot lava.
You are mistaken.
You made the heinous error.
The dishonor is yours.
In disgrace and shame
you should perform seppuku
not threaten me thus.
I was about to
Agree, then I saw line three.
Looks like six there, no?
Once again I use
My secret technique. None can
Resist Gaudere’s Law!
Wait, is it Gau-deer
Or is it Gau-der-ay? Damn
It! I am undone!
Six not intended
I meant “dishonor is yours”.
A ghost added “the”.
Laughing my rear off
What is this Gaudere’s* Law?
*I used Gau-der-ay!
This is damn hard to
Explain in haiku, but I
Give it a shot:
He who finds fault in
The words of others always
Makes a mistake too.
There, that is G’s Law.
That’s the whole thing except for
The parts I forgot.
My haiku become
Surreal. Time for this master
To get some shut eye.
May you sleep safe from
nightmares and bedbugs master
of kung fu haiku.