If they combined The Magnificent Seven and The Return of the Secaucus Seven and The Return of the King and Return to the Planet of the Apes then you get
The Return of the King of the Magnificent Secaucus Seven to the Planet of the Apes
I had this idea germinate in my mind when I heard this combination of movies announced in my ship’s Plan of the Day.
A spurned American woman, discovering that when she divorced her Islamic husband in Saudi Arabia she was also giving up custody of her children, goes to her former fighter squadron commander, and begs his help in staging a raid to kidnap/liberate her daughter:
My personal favourite of this genre is the story of the punk Castilian knight who, under suspicion of killing his girlfriend, defeats the Moors while deceased.
El Sid and Nancy is truly a ‘must see’ production.
A jury hotly debates the trial of a time traveller accused of unleashing a world-destroying plague - Twelve Angry Monkeys
Freemason impersonates a tribe’s monkey god - The Man Who Would Be King Kong.
Johnny Depp stars in a touching tale of a boy with knives for fingers persuing his dream to make movies - Ed Wood Scissorhands
Spy caper starring Dirk Bogarde and Pierce Brosnan - The World Is Hot Enough For June.
A pair of time taqvelling teenagers gatecrash Felix Leier’s wedding, and shoot everybody. Four years later James Bond wakes from a coma and swears to hunt them down and kill them in revenge. Licence To Kill Bill And Ted.
Two kids create a fantasy world, until one of them is tragically shot by the German army trying to cross the river.
A Bridge To Terabithia Too Far
edit: this next one’s already been posted.
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Two British men travel to a remote island. Using loudspeakers, heavy construction equipment, and elaborate stuffed models, they pass themselves off as giant gorillas and rule over the island … until one of the maidens left as a sacrifice discovers their secret.
I had an image where someone is using the dead babysitter as a shield because their mother is threatening them with a gun. If mom knows the babysitter is dead, she’ll shoot.