Force Ten Commandments from Navarone
Olympic skiier decides to play for the other team:
The Other Side of Brokeback Mountain
To save on rent, two gals get a guy roommate, who pretends to be gay — and then they hold him hostage.
Misery Loves Company
Chinese girl dresses like a man and parlays her musical skills to become a successful prostitute.
Mulan Rouge
Eyes Wide Shut of Laura Veronica Mars
Brokeback to the Future Mountain
I’ve posted this before. Galaxina was made in 1980. Galaxy Of Terror was made in 1981.
I called a theatre to see what was playing and when, and the recording offered Galaxina Of Terror.
Scary closet-dwellers find a way to survive despite racism, the execution of spouse
Monsters, Inc. Ball
Losers lust after English nanny
There’s Something About Mary Poppins
Vacationing scuba-divers find drugs, oral sex
The Deep Throat
Orphans seek clues to parents’ demise, maim Old-West prostitute
A Series of Unforgiven Events
Waterworld is Not Enough (We need a sequel featuring James Bond)
Night of the Living Dead Poets Society
Die Hard Eight
This time, with zombies! 
Terminator 4: Judgment Day of the Dead
Upon further review, I’ve decided I’d rather see Die Hard Candy.
It’s the smash hit of the summer!
Planes, Trains and Automobiles Crash!
Indiana Jones and the Gremlins of Star Trek Vs. Jaws, Aliens and a Terminator.
Harry Potter and The Family Stone
The Fellowship of the Ring go to the Two Towers and Return (of) the King.
Harold and Kumar Go To The Two Towers
**Kramer Vs Predator
The Magnificent Seven Samurai (Hey, it’s the same film anyway)**
Or, **The Magnificent Se7en
The Return of the King and I
Death of a Spiderman
Live and Let Die Hard
The Day the Earth Girls Are Easy
The Marathon Running Man
The Stand By Me
George of the Jungle Fever
Dr. No and the Women
Star Trek Wars**
Is that the one where four teenage boys go on an overnight trip to see the Apocalypse? I love that movie!
Tennesse Williams and Norman Jewison team up to depress the crap out of us with:
Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof
Faces of Death, Be Not Proud
Legends of the Fall Guy
Swimming with Sharks to Cambodia
Snakes on Planes, Trains and Automobiles Crash!
I Was a Teenage Werewolf in London
(Having a shirley temple at Trader Vics)
Strange Days of Thunder (Ahhnold goes around in circles!)
**GoldenFingerEye **(which Bond do we use?)
For The Eyes of Laura Mars Only
The Constant Gardener of Good and Evil
Chinatown Syndrome (Forget it, Jake. It’s a meltdown)
The Fifth Sense (I smell dead people)
**The Fantastic Fourth of July ** (Even superheros can protest Vietnam)
Austin Powers, International Pet Detective (Jim Carey combined with Mike Myers. Shudder)
**The Princess Bride Diaries
The Iron Man in the Mask
A Fist Full of Fried Green Tomatos
Attack of the Killer Fried Green Tomatos**
What, no Man with the GoldenFingerEye Gun?
That would be silly.
In an effort to save his beloved Toad Hall from the Yankees, Mr. Toad becomes a blockade runner who suavely courts a Southern belle amid scenes of Civil War destruction.
I refer, of course, to the immortal Gone With the Wind in the Willows.