**To Live and Let Die in L.A.
Vanilla Sky Captain
A.I.E.T.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Deep Blue Velvet
The Hunt For Red Dawn
The Dead Presidents Society
The Magnificent Seven Year Itch
The Scarlet Letters From Iwo Jima
Malcolm X-Men**
**The Man Who Wasn’t the Big Lebowski **(No, he’s just The Dude)
**The Groudhog Day the Earth Stood Still **(Poor Klaatu. No matter what, he keeps waking up on Earth.)
From Here to Fargo (It just feels like an eternity)
Harrison Ford is back fighting the IRA with a whiff of their own medicine: sadistic home invasion.
Funny Patriot Games
Former child star Mackenzie Culkin’s masterpiece role in the bittersweet coming-of-age comedy set at the Biltmore Estate and Asheville, NC: You Can’t Go Home Alone Again
A brothers story in the style of 2 1/2 Men: Doctors Detroit & Zhivago
A Russian Doctor comes to America and gets a job working in a midwest women’s prison: Chicago Zhivago
More in the Re-Imagined Bond Series:
A Sound of Thunderball - Bond versus Dinosaurs!
Night of the Living Daylights - Bond versus Zombies!
The 5,000 Goldfingers of Doctor No - Bond versus Suess, with bonus villains
The Spy Who Loved Me Tender - Bond and Elvis take on the Commies!
And a non-Bond movie I’d love to see:
Snow White and the Magnificant Seven Samurai Dwarfs
Happy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Clint Eastwood watches his favorite Stephen King adaption in Play The Mist For Me.
Some folks call it murder. A SlingBladeRunner calls it retirement.
A group of lady amateurs take on the worlds navies in 20,000 Leagues of Their Own.
The story of a king trying to recover from the siege of Harfleur: Regarding Henry V.
Liscense To Kill a Mockingbird “Finch. Atticus Finch.”
And the only good thing about The Last Temptation of Yahoo Serious is that it’s better than The Passion of Ace Ventura.
“Hey, wanna see A WHOLE LOT of dead bodies?”
Speaking of Stephen King adaptations, there’s
*The Last Temptation of Christine
Quest for Firestarter*
and
Shine-ing (about a pianist who goes mad while acting as caretaker of an old snowbound hotel)
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Bridge On the River Kwai.
The Wermacht is the least of the problems in Enemy At the Ninth Gate
Apollo the 13th: Jason in Space!
Pretty much the usual personal ad: Desperately Seeking Close Encounters
The Rocky Balboa Picture Show “Adrian, Dammit! I love you!”
Robots vs Zombies in I, Robot, Am Legend
Madonna supplies the music for the cavemen in Visionquest For Fire.
cop with split personality thinks that a mechanical man is a murderer:
Me, Myself and I, Robot.
James Bond pursues high priced hitman through the Vienna sewers.
The Third Man With The Golden Gun.
The Babysitter’s Fight Club
Leaving Honeymoon in Vegas
The Godfather of the Bride of Frankenstein
Child’splay Misty for Me
Judgement Day After Tomorrow
Forbidden Planet of the Apes
Friday the 13th Road Warrior
Beyond the Days of Thunderdome
Sex, Lies and Videodrome
The Life of Brian’s Song
Thunder Dodgeball
Dr. No Country For Old Men
The Killing Fields of Dreams
Casino Royale Tennenbaums
Walk the Thin Red Line
The Man With The Golden Guns of the Navarrone
The Postman Only Lives Twice
Starship Super Troopers
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Hard to Kill a Mockingbird
Honey, I Blew Up the Million Dollar Baby
Switchblade Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Freddy Got Goldfingered
Harry Potter and the Half There Will Be Blood Prince
Animal House of 1000 Corpses
All Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven
The Good Will Hunting, the Bad Lieutenant, and the Coyote Ugly
The Pineapple Midnight Express
The Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York
Harold and Carol and Kumar and Alice
The Bride of Young Frankenstein (I mean, Fronkensteen)
Lady in Red and the Tramp
Children of Men of Honor
Full Metal Psycho
OK, these are the last two. I swear.
**Shaft Gordon
And the Band Played Flashdance**
Star Wars Of The Roses
Butterflies Are Free, Willie
I am Curious (Yellow Submarine)
Notre Dame coach builds a winning program while working out some very, very serious issues with women.
Knute Rockne, All American Psycho
Swing bandleader hits on a sure-fire formula: give the worst players the hardest parts, and make every rehearsal a battle to survive.
The Glengarry Glenn Miller Story