Attention Seeking

Attention Seekers


I’ve got nothing to say
But hell it’s my way
To shout and swell
Where there is nothing to tell
I never agree unless it is cool
I claim I am smart
When everyone else can see I’m the fool.

If it’s abortion you talk
I’ll jump up and walk
All over what you have to say
Or, or did your puppy just die
Oh I’ll tell you why
And remember my name by the way.

Why did you move from the pit
To the great debates??
Did you know I’m just as fit
To argue religion, sports, and Yates
But I should tell you it’s wrong
Your thread is to long
Do you see what I have to say?

Hey I’ll explain it in my superior poetic way:

(For of course I’m a poet)

You are fucking stupid
Your fokking faggot children suck
This is all my reasoning
My mind is really stuck
Duh

(and believe me I want an applaud)

I’m your attention seeker
I really think I’m smart
I’ll never see you pity me
I’ll just keep up my part
To remind you what you could become
By eating others misery
And spitting when you’re done


He he sorry just couldn’t help it, there are just so many posts that are just there waiting for someone to grab the tasteless bate and what might be called “professional trouble makers” and “professional ready to lash out posters”

I’m not attacking anyone in particular but what caught my attention is that there is a lot of pissed of people here and I thought It might be nice to dedicate this thread to the noble subject of getting it off towards the anonymous arshole.
And by not using names it would be a good practice in sarcasm, cynicism, Irony and other things which I like with my morning coffee.
And If you are feeling truly noble one might save others the effort by attacking oneself :slight_smile:

Respectfully
The Unbeliever

I liked Alan Rickman, but then I think he can walk on water. Otherwise, I wasn’t all that impressed. The kids were pretty good (except Malfoy, didn’t care for him at all), and Robbie Coltrane had some great material, but Maggie Smith and Richard Harris were wasted, IMHO. And I was very disappointed in Warwick Davis’ makeup. Jeez, what’s wrong with his real face? It’s a nice face, he didn’t need to be Professor Bizarre Goblinesque Wartyfellow.

U didn’t get my attention!

p.s.

Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on…

Which “U”? The initial one in “Unbeliever” or one of the ones in the post? Did any of the other letters in the post get your attention? Or do you mean, say, U of Michigan or U of C or something? I’m confused.

Wait, are you trying to be clever by providing an example of what the OP is talking about?

That still doesn’t answer which U you’re talking about, though. Did any of the "u"s in my post get your attention? I’ve used 14.

I would be able to more adequately summon a reply if I knew what the hell you were talking about.

Just a thought.

Esprix

If U knew who was posting about what?

Like what the hell
that words to mean, your words kinda smell
your just a sell/ out/ bitch
should be shot and stabbed, ya ugly witch
Im the propa fool and by worlds im rich

So what am i saying, am i realy praying
am i Dj’ing or am i pleading, bleeding/ out
so f**k the crowd and im out

Im a believer but not unbeliever !

Damn Unbeliever, must have taken the whole afternoon to write that poem…

Ooo! Another one o’ them “hep cats!” Just what we need around here.

Esprix

hep cat ?

Never mind, drgonzo - I’m behind the times.

Esprix, the Old Fogey

No please explain it to me.
“Hep cat”, rings a bell.
I think I read that expression once in Jack Kerouac´s “On the road”.

Hepcat.

'Spree, I’m apparently an old fogie too, since I know the word.

An old fogie at 18. Gah.