Attn losers: Go to Asia and get laid!

[Isamu]

@Koxinga

Let’s seduce one into buying a house for me and then have my brother crack his skull!

That’s pretty immature of you.

[Siam_Sam]

Well, since we seem to have morphed into Third World English teaching, I can offer this definitive account of what what can be expected of teaching English in Bangkok.

It’s written by Stickman, a Kiwi of my acquaintance who was an English teacher here for years, and not a dodgy one either. Fully qualified and with a good position at a prestigious school. He recently left teaching to pursue business interests. A genuinely nice guy and happily married (to a local, and no, not to a former student of his).

(In it, he mentions the average monthly income of Thais is 7000 baht, which is about US$209.)

[Siam_Sam]

@Siam_Sam

Well, since we seem to have morphed into Third World English teaching, I can offer this definitive account of what what can be expected of teaching English in Bangkok.

I should have included this from Stick, also: Living and Working in Bangkok.

In it, he mentions: “The bad thing about English teaching is that comparatively, it doesn’t pay that well, averaging at about 30,000 baht [US$896 at today’s exchange rate] per month - and far less for positions outside of Bangkok.”

[mo50]

@Mississippienne

“I am only object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.”

As has been discussed in another thread, there have been several recent threads in which a Doper rants about being (un)(under)employed, broke, and living in their parent’s basement, and in every thread several people will recommend they ‘go teach English in Asia’, as though this is the panacea for all that ails you. Other Dopers express their frustration with the unqualified losers who come to Asia to teach, do a terrible job, screw around with the local women, and make more serious English teachers look bad.

Argent Towers defends his advice by saying, hey, at least a basement-dweller can get laid in Asia! As we all know, Chinese girls are just as cheap, disposable, and mass-produced as their nation’s inexpensive toys. Who cares if they’re used and discarded by foreign men looking to get their rocks off with an exotic oriental flower? They’ll give the guy more self-confidence! And isn’t that what they’re *there *for?

My advice is to cut out the middleman. Why bother going all the way to Asia to get bogged down in paperwork and, y’know, actual expectations that you’ll teach them something. If all you need is some Asian pussy, you can either get a Siamese cat, or go directly to this harem and select your own beautiful China doll. Who could resist these delicate blossoms of femininity, all living to serve your every need and give you sexual confidence?

“Go back to your parent’s basements, North American neck bearded, Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons lookalike losers. No sex for you!”

[MeanOldLady]

@Cat_Fight

I Hate White Women seems worth a link, though a quick Google of its name will get you several more like it (and I’ve read a few things dangerously close to it on the Dope, especially regarding the ‘value’ of sex with women).

This website is priceless.

@Crazy White Dude in the linked URL

American women are fucked, they priced themselves out of the market. … American men have two options: 1. Sportfuck free American fuckdolls forever. 2. Settle down with a foreign girl who has no expectations.

Pretty much offensive to everyone. “Priced themselves out of the market”? What’s that all about? This more or less reads, “I’m tired of white bitches with standards not having any of my bullshit. That’s why I like the brown women. Treat 'em like dirt, they don’t know any better.”

[Belowjob2.0]

@MeanOldLady

This website is priceless.

Pretty much offensive to everyone. “Priced themselves out of the market”? What’s that all about? This more or less reads, “I’m tired of white bitches with standards not having any of my bullshit. That’s why I like the brown women. Treat 'em like dirt, they don’t know any better.”

You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Experience the exquisite horror that is Roissy.