I got hit by a Zamboni while ice-fishing once. The fucker never stopped, just turned around and came at me again.
Must be rough going through life as an inferior person, but if that’s your lot, then that’s your lot.
Will you be opening a thread: “Ask the inferior guy?”
Have you always ben inferior, or have you deteriorated into it?
What are the milestones and millstones of your becomming inferior?
[Bob Dylan]
Qazzz would not feel so all alone
If everybody would get stoned
[/Bob Dylan]
If we’ve been hit by a car, can we take that as a sign from up above somewhere that we are attractive?
I got hit once on my way home from school, and ended up dating the driver for almost a year.
Or does this only apply to attractive men?
I too, found what Quazz said to be a different idea worthy of mentally chewing on. This is why I asked for a cite. I’d like to know more, I’m willing to at least read the study, and decide for myself if the researchers got too many lab fumes or not.
He did display a good deal of angst in the OP. Because I also have similar misanthropic feelings at times, and go to therapy to help resolve them, I reccomended this course for him. I’m healing daily. 
Attractive people should get hit by cars but not die
Hmm.
Qazzz, I think I can understand and relate to your pain. However, due to some events that have occurred to me this weekend, I would now like to invite you to take a good look at my right foot.
Yeah, I did polish that steel-toe just for you. Lean in a bit more, okay? Yeah, that’s it. Now hold still for a second. I’m going to back up, so I can get a running start.
I got hit by a car whilst carrying a sousaphone. Boy, did I hate marching band.
You guys are too funny.
I feel better today. Anyway, what the hell was alice_in_wonderland talking about up there? She thought that when I said I’ve been in therapy for six years, I meant that I could make up stuff about psychology and pretend like I own it? Um, no, that’s not what I meant. I was responding to another person’s post that I should go to therapy.
Hmmm and what’s the whole debate about “posting style” mean? Are certain “posting styles” not allowed? Why should I “be careful”? Whoa I feel nauseous all of a sudden.
So that guy was thinking, “Hmmm. She’s cute. Maybe if I run her over, she’ll go out with me.” And he was right! :eek:
Holy crap sperfur, were you googling for Wayne Newton?
While cycling, I’ve been hit by cars twice. That must make me doubly attractive.
I was ready to be highly amused by tales of auto crash maimings and instead I’m met with this pathetic excuse for a pitting? If you’re going to wish dismemberment on someone, kindly make it interesting for the rest of us. Fuck, even I could write a better pitting than that, and I SUCK!
Hmmm…one car driving through Greek Town the night before Homecoming should do it…nah, might accidentally hit the one attractive college student in town who isn’t a complete ass. And sperfur lists Columbia as his location, and I don’t know enough about him to avoid hitting him. I’d rather not be the first doper to kill another doper.
So I guess I’ll just have to go back to thinking of ideas that aren’t complete fucking insane. Oh well.