Quiet, you. 
I refer to it as “My ass is falling off.”
Because with the cramps I get, it really does feel as if my ass is sloooowly sliding down the backs of my legs and will soon ooze down to the floor to lie in a quivering pile.
Quiet, you.
I refer to it as “My ass is falling off.”
Because with the cramps I get, it really does feel as if my ass is sloooowly sliding down the backs of my legs and will soon ooze down to the floor to lie in a quivering pile.