Ladies and gentlemen;
I humbly submit that Auntie Em should be considered for moderator.
Not only is she a master (mistress?) story teller (for those of you who have been on the moon for the past few weeks, see threadspotting.), her posts are insightful, intelligent and frequently lmao funny. She manages to handle disputes well and without insult to any involved party (thanks, luv). Everyone defers to Auntie Em.
For the above reasons, as well as some I’ve probably forgotten, I hereby nominate Auntie Em for mod.
(Yes, Skip, I know I didn’t mention you even once. We know the lady has good taste, too.)
No, she feels like she’d about to have an awkward, uncomfortable sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton, earning her an oscar more out of pity than anything else.
Sorry - apparently I misunderstood auntie em. What she meant was that she turned down the chance to reprise her role in the third thread of the wildly successful “Missing Coworker” franchise because she fears being typecast and losing her indie thread credibility.
Or possibly that after a bad experience posting naked in a John Travolta thread, she now demands contractual agreements that state that she will not be obliged to post naked, even in threads about James Bond.
::taps banned stick ominously into palm::
And you can run how fast, little mister? Would you care to explain that remark more fully to me, Gaudere, TudaDiva and Lynn and “Cousin Vinny” Bodoni?
[sub]I love it when they whimper in fear.[/sub]